Sexy Friday, One Year COVID anniversary edition

We are back with a new puzzle on the songs! Congratulations to SonOfSpam for correctly guessing that members of The English Beat were in all of the other bands featured last week. The full answer is that, after The English Beat broke up,

  • Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger went on to form General Public.
  • Andy Cox and Dave Steele went on to form Fine Young Cannibals.
  • Everett Morton and Saxa went on to form The International Beat.
  • Ranking Roger briefly joined Big Audio Dynamite before they broke up.
  • Ranking Roger also had a solo record.
  • All were original members of The English Beat (or simply The Beat in England)

This week, we are back to your picture submissions. A hearty well done to all of you that submitted pics! You do the Lord’s Work and don’t you ever forget it!

On a personal note, this week marks the one year anniversary of when the people in my state of California were told to stay at home. I was lucky enough to be able to work remotely and to reorganize our operations to work in such a way.

I know sometimes you all may think I’m too much of an optimist, but I really do think that some good things have come from this pandemic with the move to working remote being one of them. We were able to move certain processes into the 21st century and we have become more efficient while being able to be closer to our families and loved ones at a time when they’ve needed us the most.

As we pass this milestone, I am thankful for all the people in my life that have helped me get through this with my physical and mental health intact.

Without further ado, TO THE TITS!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t bk109
h/t Dunstan
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h/t LemonJello
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h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
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h/t Horatio
h/t Brocky
h/t RTD
h/t Horatio
h/t LemonJello
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Mr. Ayo
h/t Balls
h/t Balls

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

The Cure – From The Edge of The Deep Green Sea

Canción Número Dos:

Depeche Mode – But Not Tonight

Chanson Numéro Trois:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1ldXDJicY
New Order – Thieves Like Us

Canzone numero quattro:

The The – Uncertain Smile

Canção número cinco

The Police – Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

Seigarren zenbakia:

The Cure – Open

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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SonOfSpam

Anteaters men’s and women’s roundball teams will be playing in the Big West championship games tomorrow. THAT’S GOOD

They will be underdogs in both games. THAT’S BAD.

Have a bitchin evening/morning

yeah right

/cracks knuckles

I just want to say that the LA Freeway System changes you, man!

I was Mr fucking friendly driving down residential streets “law and order every time officer. You have a great day and it sure is beautiful out.” Walking to the beach in El Segundo every day..

Then 5 months later with a 14 mile each way commute and?

I showed restraint by not playing Ministry and taking the 110 N to the 405 N interchange at 95 MPH.

I saw this opening in traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

Beerguyrob

Thought you would have gone with this classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

TheRevanchist

How I miss driving in that area. Just a few months and I can be there again.

yeah right

I had a brief epiphany, “what alcoholics would call a moment of clarity.”

I’ve got to write or I’m not doing any good.

And cook!

But write first.

Shit man, you don’t write this down or who’s gonna remember your ass?

That bread was good though wasn’t it?

Beerguyrob

They were all in the movie “Urgh”?

Beerguyrob

Guess I should have read all the way to the bottom first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I really thought that song and you saying bottom would have summoned Buddy Cole

Beerguyrob

That’s partly what I was aiming for.

yeah right

I’ve posted these guys many times but this clip gets close to the rawness of the performance live.

Listen to the rhythm section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrHsKZROG3g

yeah right

I’ve got a great read for anyone who has daughters. Especially daughters who grew up in the 90’s and aughts.

Terrific stuff.

https://dirt.substack.com/p/dirt-tiktok-and-suburban-gothic

Horatio Cornblower

Children are our future, unless we stop them

yeah right

Favorite KSK tag ever.

Horatio Cornblower

The best Swedish slalom skier right now just went straight down on her ass, meaning that I am currently tied as the best Swedish slalom skier.

SonOfSpam

I’ll bet that Swedish young lady skier’s ass could use a massage.

Horatio Cornblower

She just bounced it off snow pumped with chemicals to make it ice. The last part of her body she wants touched is her ass.

/ballsofsteelandfury has left the chat

Horatio Cornblower

UConn was playing well when I was away from the computer, so I stayed away until the end of the game. I did notice that my dog wandered into the room at the end of both halves. I would toss him outside for the NCAAs, but frankly I like the dog better.

I can’t begin to explain how much more fun it is to watch UConn back in the Big East tournament, playing at MSG while getting national attention, than trying to find what YouTube channel is carrying the ACC tournament from some rodeo arena in Lubbock. Even with the loss, goddamn it’s good to care again.

Horatio Cornblower

/Turns on Pac-12 tournament

Bill Walton starts talking

/Turns off Pac-12 tournament

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[continues sexually harrassing a reporter] – Luke Walton

SonOfSpam

[has more money than God despite accomplishing nothing] – child of Sam Walton

Beerguyrob

“Bitch wouldn’t loan me any to build my stadium.” – Stan Kroenke.

Don T

It’s been a year without me hugging my mom. I miss that too much. Curiously, our conversations have been less emotionally charged. Last week at lunch.
-You should get a decent woman.
-Yes. Chastity is hella appealing.
-No more crazy ones.
-/Mouths Nyah nyah nyah behind mask

SonOfSpam

How are vaccinations going there?

Don T

My mother and her husband got both shots. Now it’s 50+ with chronic diseases, plus teachers and other workers. Per age and profession, my tier is right after Sunglass Hut part-timers.

SonOfSpam

Sounds about the same as CA. Glad to hear the parents are good!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t think that’s limited to Spanish mothers

Don T

The #1 in the Spanish Mother vernacular: “tiene cara de puta”.

SonOfSpam

Coming up in an hour, Anteaters-Highlanders on the U.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE winner of that game who will play Santa Barbara for a ticket to the dance (the prom).

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Picking your own jailbait photo for sexy Friday….I’d say that’s a paddlin but you’d enjoy that.

Sharkbait

Youve got a point

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eh I’m here more for pedantry

Horatio Cornblower

/Posts Roseanne Barr nudes for next 3 months

SonOfSpam

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d masturbate with molten lead as a lubricant before clicking on those.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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King Hippo

Jeep sure is earning they product placement dollar

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is there a reason why UConn isn’t ranked, despite having a better record than #17 Creighton?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh wait, probably because they *don’t* have a better record than Creighton.

King Hippo

teh maths is purty close (and this turned into a watchable fixture for the neutral)

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Horatio Cornblower

Being 0-3 against Creighton probably doesn’t help.

Also I thought I saw that they made it to 25 this week.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re just begging for Horatio to come out and get all nutmeggy

Horatio Cornblower

Somebody say UConn?
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Don T

I saw Coming 2 America. Will I see it again? No. Is it funny? Yes! Leslie Jones is freekin’’ hilarious. I gotta see more of her.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Thanks to the magic of the internet, you can see ALL of her if you want to!

SonOfSpam

(I enjoy her, but I do not want to see that)

King Hippo

Does a man still want to call himself Muhammad Ali?

TheRevanchist

Let me be the first to wish us a happy anniversary, then.

King Hippo

That Police song. I always wondered why they started chanting Eeyooooore rampantly at the end.

SonOfSpam

If you play “Synchronicity II” backwards, Sting requests awful things be done unto him by Christopher Robin.

King Hippo

Heads to vinyl shop in Marc Trestman

litre_cola

Miss that guy and his van.

SonOfSpam

Play a Kidz Bop CD and he’ll show up.

Horatio Cornblower

Next draft: Missing DFOer you’d bring back.

632 picks for Seamus.

yeah right

That fucking guy.

Last gathering with my brother Seamus and we were walking down Hollywood Blvd on a Gorgeous! early spring day, blasting a sativa vape as we walked between Musso and Frank’s and The Frolic Room.

There were many of the DFO SOCAL social club in attendance.

I remember, Rikki, Balls, Dunstan, Brick, unsurprised, BFC, Low Commander and Spam too, I think. And others I’ve forgotten in a pandemic haze.

I had many an unspeakable from here forward hang out with my brother Seamus.

Fucking Vegas like 2 or was it 3 times?

Blazed on Hollywood Blvd is a goddamn proper coda for that man.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dunstan was there? Man, I gotta write this shit down.

What was the name of the bar where we sat outside and Balls won some kind of prize pack?

SonOfSpam

That was La Cita. It was amazing in a way.

A very drunken way.

yeah right

Someone in the Wisconsin Public Works Department is completely unhappy that they met him.

King Hippo

UConn and Creigh-Creigh done turned into UVA so gradual-like I never noticed before now

litre_cola

Vamos Puebla!

/stupid Balls and my now SecsiMexi addiction.

SonOfSpam

You must have thought about all these songs yesterday.

You know, yesterday?

When it was RAINING?

/clears space on shelf for another gently used Fleshlight

Gumbygirl

Rain rain rain! Beat me to it!

blaxabbath

For real?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shelf?

SonOfSpam

Gut, on-deck area, whatevs

Game Time Decision

These songs were all recorded in the same studio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Don’t mind me, just trying to boost our incoming search traffic.

TheRevanchist

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SonOfSpam

Goddamn it that’s my WIFi password.

TheRevanchist

You should have made it something that was DFO proof, like “CamsPatriotsSBWin.01” or “IWantMy$2”.

Horatio Cornblower

“Sill4Eva”