Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Chicken Paprikash!

Jó reggelt kívánok, DFO!

That’s all the Hungarian I know and I had to get that from Google translate.

Welcome back!

Speaking of Hungary, hope all y’all have been following along with our DFO Euro 2020 and Copa America previews. They’ve been terrific.

Staying on message here’s SonOfSpam’s awesome team preview – sort of – for Hungary.

We’re going to be making one of the national dishes of Hungary today with Chicken Paprikash or “Paprikás Csirke” which literally means Paprika Chicken. Stick around and you will certainly find out why.

Inspiration for the meal is interesting.

During the deepest depths of the pandemic/shut down my company had a “fun,” “bonding,” “sharing,” project. A division cookbook.

That’s right motherfuckers. I’m part of a “division!”

Basically an email was sent to the entire division that requested recipes. They wanted to have a complete cookbook made up from suggestions from the entire group in time for the holidays.

These were the same folks who were all remote working from home on their little “Zoom” meetings while also drinking wine, making sourdough starter or whatever-the-fuck while my righteous ass was here. At work. Every goddamn day. So they could work remotely.

I’ve been down that road already.

Of course I submitted a couple of recipes which should surprise exactly nobody.

One was for my spicy Thai Style green beans. Recipe here.

The second was for my gratin potatoes. Recipe here.

Both of those recipes are the bright shiny tits by the way.

The green bean recipe is featured prominently in the cookbook.

My gratin potato recipe though?

/takes deep breath.

Didn’t make the cookbook because someone else (with a much higher paygrade than mine mind you) had already submitted a gratin potato recipe that used…A CAN OF CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!

WHAT THE FUCK?

Imagine my dismay.

I was positively acrimonious! 

Anyway, chicken paprikash was submitted by this great guy – who is Hungarian by-the-way – who I’ve known for years. His version was a bit simpler but this recipe is based on the spirit of his version.

I’ve dabbled around with Hungarian-ish menus before although I attributed my goulash recipe to the Germans.

That beauty is from Season 1 all the way back in the before time of 2015!

Check out that photo!

Sexy!

Chicken Paprikash is basically a chicken goulash. There are many similarities. The primary one being a fucking truckload of paprika. I mean a shovelful. A metric fuck-ton.

This is all good news for me because along with thyme, paprika is an absolute personal favorite. No shit, I’ve got 4 kinds in my spice cabinet as we speak. That would include smoked, smoked Spanish paprika, hot Hungarian, and basic paprika. Each has specific notes and nuances that can be used as enhancements to many a dish.

Some of the descriptions for a good paprika are enticing. Words like smoky, sweet, pungent, campfire, hot, dusky, delicate, rich and so on.

Since it comes from the “capsicum” family – just like chili peppers – it can range from mild to actually quite hot. I’m using Hot Hungarian paprika today and am cutting the heat by also using smoked paprika.

One thing to keep in mind though, like every spice, fresher is better. It can not only lose it’s potency with age, paprika can also become sour and bitter and those are two boneheaded terms to be using if you’re talking about paprika.

Not only am I making chicken paprikash but I’ll be serving it over homemade egg noodles which is authentic as fuck and serving alongside some, you guessed it, homemade French bread.

We better get going on this.

 

Yep. Bread.

As always if you want to follow along with the recipe it’s here.

And why haven’t you been paying attention for the first part of this season? I’ve only done it like every fucking week.

In addition to the bread though, this time we’re also using our Kitchenaide to make the homemade egg noodles. 

Authentic paprikash uses a noodle that’s closer to spätzle but I like a firmer, denser egg noodle myself.

Egg Noodles!

recipe courtesy of spendwithpennies.com

mad respect to the cook at that blog. She knows what she’s doing.

2 cups flour

⅛ teaspoon salt or to taste

2 eggs

⅓ cup milk

1 tablespoon butter softened

¼ cup flour for dusting

Mix the dry ingredients.

Now the wet ingredients.

And mix together.

Now we form it into a ball.

This dough was a tiny bit tackier than my pasta dough so I vacillated between using my pasta roller or rolling them out with a rolling pin.

Right after I put the pasta maker attachment away I rolled the dough in the “1/4 cup of flour for dusting” and then it was the perfect texture to roll through the pasta roller.

Fuck that. I had my mind made up already.

We’re going to roll this bastard out the old fashioned way.

On a lightly floured surface roll that shit out. Get it just a bit thicker than a sheet of pasta dough

Want “old school?’

Pizza cutter!

Slice it into strips.

The hang ’em up to dry.

While the noodles are drying let’s get our bread in the oven.

The usual technique is applied.

Then cook until brown and lovely.

Chicken Paprikash!

2 large onions, minced

Oil for browning*

Kosher salt and lots of freshly ground black pepper

4 cloves garlic, minced

2 tablespoons Hungarian hot paprika

1 tablespoon smoked paprika

1 1/2 cups homemade chicken stock *I used the stock we made last week when we made chicken salad.

1 pack of bone-in skin on chicken thighs

1 pack bone-in skin on chicken legs

1/4 cup heavy cream – you can also use sour cream but I had heavy cream on hand.

Not a lot of ingredients but there is a lot of intensity to those ingredients.

 

Ladies and gentlemen let’s introduce today’s chicken!

That would be the legs and thighs. Love the skin on and even better with the bone in.

Since we’re working with 2 big ass onions and need a small dice…You already know where this is going.

And pulse a few times.

Yep I used all the goddamn kitchen toys today!

There’s that oil* again!

Exactly the same oil we used last week for baking the wheat bread and the oil that was created when we made the Tortilla Española. 

Told you that shit was versatile.

Gather the “paprikash!”

Get some of that oil in a pan and let’s sear our chicken.

Thighs first. These will cook for about 5 minutes per side.

Season with salt and lots of pepper. Give them a flip.

Five more minutes. Then, chicken legs go next.

Season and turn.

The onions will now enter the pot.

Cook the onions right in the chicken juices and oil and such. Let these cook for maybe 7-8 minutes or so. Stirring occasionally. Right at the end add in the minced garlic.

Then all of the paprika and several grinds of black pepper.

What does that much paprika look like?

Holy shit. That’s goddamn impressive right there.

What do you think happens when we stir this together?

Uh-huh. Just onions and paprika. Ain’t no tomato or nuthin’ in that fucker. I saw plenty of recipes that used “some” paprika and then added tomato sauce. Real authentic Hungarians just shit all over those recipes in the comment sections. It’s onion, garlic, paprika, stock and chicken with a splash of cream at the end.

Period.

Cook the paprika’d onions for a minute or two.

That smell will kick you right in the boo-boo about now.

Speaking of stock. From last week we have our homemade stock. AKA the good shit.

Why homemade stock you may be asking? Store bought could work right? 

Look at the shmaltz! That’s why!

Now add the stock into the pot.

See that glorious shmaltz just dissolve in that pan? Goodness!

Now the chicken goes back into the pot.

Slap on the lid and simmer.

At this point the chicken would be done around the 30 minute mark. I go a full 45 minutes because I’m using bone-in and want that shit to fall right off the goddamn bone.

When done remove the chicken from the pan.

Turn off the heat and let the sauce cool for a minute or two then add the cream to the sauce.

Holy shit that is sexy looking. Stir and cook for a couple of minutes then add the chicken back to the pot.

Be sure to coat the chicken with lots of sauce.

Now let’s get after them noodles. Bring a pot of salted water to a boil.

Let’s see if those noodles have dried yet.

Looking “noodley.” Get them in the boiling water.

Should take just a few minutes. Remember these are fresh homemade noodles and we want them a little al dente.

Let’s plate up.

Noodles down, then add some chicken and top with sauce. I sprinkled some fresh chives over the top because when you’re already working with the 2 large onions?

Having fresh breath will NOT be an issue after this, I can assure you.

Get some of that bread on there!

Notice we didn’t make garlic toast out of the bread this week. We wanted the bread to help soak up the sauce as we plowed our way through the plate.

Get in closer on that!

Yowza!

Folks, this is fucking delicious. I mean how could it not be?

The chicken is fall apart tender, the rich oniony sauce and the just atomic blast from the paprika are insanely good.

Those noodles though?

Hell yes.

You could actually fuck around with noodle size here. Upon further reflection each of those egg noodles could be cut in thirds and would work fantastically.

Very simple and very few ingredients once again prove to be the trick here.

That chicken the next day?

Motherfucker was that good. Let those flavors marry overnight? Hot damn!

You are absolutely going to love this dish and I fully endorse making it. It’s incredible.

I’ll stop rambling on now.

Again folks. I appreciate all of you so very fucking much. Damn glad to have you here for the journey.

Let’s do it again next week alright? Maybe something a bit less labor intensive though.

Be Safe.

Be Well.

PEACE!

 

 

 

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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity.
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Doktor Zymm

There aren’t many restrictions in Vegas, but they do have capacity restrictions on the M and M store. I would give no shits about this, except the only Bank of America ATM on the Strip is on the 4th floor and I don’t want to stand in line for an hour outdoors just to avoid the outrageous ATM fees in the casinos. Looks like I will be buying in short!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the pinnacle of greed. I mean, most people will just lose that money or spend it at the shops/restaurants anyway. Why put a fee on top?

Dunstan

I suspect it’s a win-win for them. They pocket the fees, and the high fees encourage people to take out the maximum amount of cash. They don’t want someone having second thoughts while on their way to the ATM for the second or third time that night.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous. They aren’t low fees either, it’s a hell of a house edge

blaxabbath

Vegas is the pinnacle of greed.

Doktor Zymm

They’re very good at it

Doktor Zymm

I thought there were supposed to be fewer head injuries in futbol?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice job, Islanders!

Dunstan

I wouldn’t have thought it possible, but I think Apple actually managed to make its podcast app worse.

Mr. Ayo

Such a simple concept, not sure how they fucked it up so much.

Also, had to unsubscribe and resubscribe to half my feeds to get them working again.

Dunstan

I’m sure I should just pay for one of the (supposedly) good apps, but I usually manage to get the hang of it after each shitty update. And I sort of resent having to pay for something that should be so basic.

Doktor Zymm

Or you could just switch to android, where the free apps work and the ecosystem is more open

Dunstan

I suppose.

I’m not an Apple fanboy by any means — my phone is the only Apple device I own, and I only chose an iPhone because when I upgraded from my stone age flip phone it was the best deal.

But now there’s a strong inertia factor. I don’t even want to download and learn a new podcast app, and you want me to learn a whole bunch of new shit? I am very lazy when it comes to tech.

Doktor Zymm

That’s how they get ya

Doktor Zymm
Dunstan

One of the regulars in my karaoke rotation.

Dunstan

Ok, sports watching done for the day, I think. Time for some wine on the patio. Then tonight I’m attempting a dish I’ve never even heard of before — a Mozambique stew called malata. Clams, squash, spinach, peanuts, and chilies; how bad can it be?

litre_cola

That sounds lovely.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hmm. I’ve spent a considerable amount of time in Mozambique and I’ve never heard of that.

[consumed almost exclusively beer and rum when I was there]

[might have had a few cashews, don’t remember]

Dunstan

I came across it in a Marcus Samuelsson cookbook. But I did find a couple of results for it on Google, too, so I don’t think he named it.

Mr. Ayo

One goal, no problem! Everything’s fine!

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litre_cola

Wait, are you saying that Glorious leader Bolso let a tournament into his country when there is a huge rise in cases in South America? Listen, Bolso knows what is best. Can I interest you in clear cutting some forest while we are on the topic?

ballsofsteelandfury

This Brazilian offense, I call them Balls at a Los Amigos Invincibles concert because they’re being held scoreless by the Venezuelans!

ballsofsteelandfury

Islanders! Nice!

ballsofsteelandfury

That was so close! Almost on the 10 minute mark too.

litre_cola

The floodgates are going to open soon.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup, it’s like 2 AM at the club…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Van Gundy with a pretty good burn on Ana,aneos,kapateupo about how for him to practice 100 free throws must take 4 hours.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I forgot how much I love drinkin’ and watchin’ sports and makin’ dick jokes. I love you all.

Don T

3 : 2. Quakers sow their oats. Fuck ‘em; I’m gonna get ice cream.

ballsofsteelandfury

O/U on the first Brazilian goal: 10 minutes?

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Mr. Ayo

Hard to see that happening with all the flopping I see.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

–B. Walsh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Forever Purge looks like a very good movie that I’m absolutely going to pay money to see.

Dunstan

A nice comeback and all, but in the end, Kramer was right. Ukraine is weak!

Wakezilla

I could get into some Memphis Mud Pie

litre_cola

Boston Pizza still serves it I think.

ballsofsteelandfury

The Balls anal sex joke just writes itself.

Doktor Zymm

That was a BS yellow card

Wakezilla

Also, TSN’s streaming can go get fucked for making me miss the first half

Dunstan

“Teams put a premium on one thing in these early games: getting the result they want.”

Um, ok? Isn’t that kind of the point in every game?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen the Ukraine get out of such a tight spot since Joe Biden won the election.

Wakezilla

Neo Nazis rejoiced throughout Kiev

Dunstan

Not the first time they’ve struggled to deal with Orangemen

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dunstan waltzing along to an easy MVK win for today.

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, it was nice for Ukraine while it lasted.

Dunstan

THIS NETHERLANDS TEAM, I CALL THEM CHRISTIAN ERIKSON, BECAUSE THEY COLLAPSED, BUT THEY’RE OK NOW.

… too soon?

Wakezilla

I haven’t seen the Dutch collapse like this since the child benefits scandal

litre_cola

Bananacakes engaged.

Doktor Zymm

Look at the polite Ukrainian gentleman helping up the hamstrung nederlander!

litre_cola

I enjoy that the announcers were emphatic that the party was on now in Amsterdam.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Is it not always on in Amsterdam?

Don T

BAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU NED

Dunstan

–George R.R. Martin

ballsofsteelandfury

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!

litre_cola

Whoa. What a comeback. Glad I cashed out!

Doktor Zymm

Uke can do it!

Doktor Zymm

If I was on the Ukraine team, I would change my name to Pieter Panovitch when playing against NederNederland

Don T

GOLAZA. ¡Vamos Ucrania!

litre_cola

UKE GOLAZO!

Dunstan

I’m seeing double — four golazos!

ballsofsteelandfury

They’re eating arepas and drinking cocktails on Univision .

I love this coverage!

ballsofsteelandfury

The one with chicken and avocado looked really good. I need to find the recipe…

For Yeah Right.

litre_cola

I know what that last word means….

ballsofsteelandfury

Check out the recipe I found. Looks simple and delicious!

litre_cola

I want to drink cocktails and eat arepas. To Unimarket before the game!

litre_cola

There’s the breakthrough for Oranje

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s 2.

litre_cola

Parlay cashed. Beauty. Now 50 on Colombia.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!

ballsofsteelandfury

Did Univision kick off their Copa América coverage with scantily-clad samba dancers?

YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT THEY DID!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

All the announcers are dancing. This cracks me up and makes me proud at the same time.

Don T

Just like in Switzerland, the Costa Rica de Europa.

Don T

Was it archive video from the 2016 Olympics? 2018 World Cup? 2019 Copa América? Hour ago on a Facebook live of a Brazilian toddler’s birthday?

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ballsofsteelandfury

🤣😂🤣

Wakezilla

The way lesser footy should be watched.

Meanwhile Saudi Arabia Europe are only showing ugly men celebrating their team on

litre_cola

Holy Shit, TSN up here is showing the Copa! That’s new.

litre_cola

That nap was unexpected! Good to see I missed nothing.

King Hippo

Today, I hit the nadir (I hope) of my professional career. A client (who e-mailed at midnight last night) actually CALLED this morning, before 10a.

During said call, I had to take a shit. Dream, you are being lived.

Brick Meathook

Did you take a shit while you were still talking on the phone?

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve been in meetings while taking a shit. I don’t see the big deal.

Don T

The low point being talking on the phone, not defecation.

Gumbygirl

I have smoked paprika, but not hot Hungarian. I think I’m going to wait until I am properly provisioned, but I am definitely making this soon!

scotchnaut

I have smoked paprika

And I have snorted cilantro. I’m just glad that we can be honest with each other.

Gumbygirl

There are no secrets here.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I still think you should go to Alpine Village.

ballsofsteelandfury

The market is still there. The restaurant is closed though.

King Hippo

As someone who hasn’t been to the movies…in a really long time – is every film just rancid shit now? That is my impression from the ads.

herodotus450

Knives Out was pretty good and before that… Jurassic Park?

ArmedandHammered

We saw A Quiet Place II yesterday and I thought it was really enjoyable, the end was a bit formulaic, but the set up and just the setting is so cool to me. Of course, I am the type of person who wants to live just long enough after the world burns to go “I told you so, fucking idiots.”

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ArmedandHammered

Oh, and we thought The Gentleman was a fairly decent movie. But then I like all of the Guy Ritchie movies that do not involve Madonna in any shape, form, or fashion.

Fronkenshteen

So Tim Howard, who just worked the Premier League all season, is now working for ABC/ESPN. I guess that means he signed a one year deal with NBCSN? Methinks the NBCSN- Kyle Martino split was messier than they let on.

King Hippo

I wondered what happened with Martino? I (obvs) like Howard a lot, but Martino was excellent.

Lots of these Lesser commentators seem to work multiple networks, at least when it comes to international events.

Gumbygirl

What’s up?

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King Hippo