Today there’s BONUS football! It’s the Cleveland Browns visiting the Las Vegas Raiders at the Al Davis Memorial Mausoleum!
With Jim Harbaugh shitting the bed yesterday (Yes, I still think he made a bad decision), the Browns have a chance to create a 3-way tie with the Ravens and the Bengals for the AFC North lead. In addition, should the Raiders lose today, that would no doubt be the final push that gets Rikki Tikki Deadly to once and for all renounce his Raiders fandom and enjoy life without bitter disappointment.
Which means the Raiders will win because RTD touches himself and can’t have nice things.
It would be pretty funny, though, to have a 3-way tie for the division with the Steelers only a half game back.
Fantasy-wise, I would think that if your team featured Browns or Raiders, you wouldn’t be in the playoffs, but then I remembered that some leagues have consolation playoffs too.
I won a “Consolation” playoff game yesterday when my opponent topped out at 35 points. Seriously. I won’t break a 100 and I consider that to be an embarrasing win.
In the Vodka Freezer League, my Regular Season #1 team that scored 182 points last week decided 44 was good enough this week. To be fair, I saw it coming last week. I actually didn’t like scoring 182 points because I KNEW this was going to happen.
That softened the blow, to be honest. You’ve played FF for so long, you come to expect these things.
Let’s see how my team that was on BYE this week (#2 ranked) shits the bed next week!
Yours in the comments.
https://youtu.be/i8J9onsNMGM
Mr. Carlson has rebounded quite nicely from that whole ‘dropping turkeys from a helicopter’ fiasco.
THAT’S RIKKI’S RAIDERS!
At least their fans got to watch them lose twice!
The Browns are innovative industry leaders in losing!
“Why are they kicking?”
-Harbs
#ThePauls would not be denied.
# The Pauls were denied.
The Running Aisle of Mr. Moreau
@Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
If they pull this off, are you still a Raiders fan?
-[shoulders slump] “Son of a Bitch! One more year…”
-RTD
They pulled it off, which makes me a Raiders fan!
Go something!
The Raiders wr unit should be called The Dropped Pass Brigade.
At least this way I’ll be able to go out HATING the Raiders, instead of just feeling sorry for them.
I can’t believe I’m watching this game of my own accord. Since the 2nd quarter. Dear god.
Insurmountable 1 point lead?
“Make it so.”
-D. Carr
I mean, these *are* the Browns.
But then again, these *are* the Raiders.
Garrett pulled his groan. Owie.
If he had pulled someone else’s groin they probably wouldn’t show that
“Legally, you can’t.” – Bob Kraft’s lawyers
They showed it when he whacked Rudolph the Racist Reindeer upside the head with his helmet!
I can’t make fun of RTD. My team nearly lost to one of Elway QB Draft Rejects yesterday.
Hey! Why would you be making fun of me – the Raiders are the ones who suck!
I see I haven’t missed much. Good.
Browns finally decided to ride their Chubb.
That’s (soon to be not) My Raiders!
Pretty impressive for Carr to fumble twice in three plays.
I’m out. Life’s too fucking short to watch this horseshit.
– nurse ragequitting after dealing with a COVID patient who overdosed on ivermectin
I consider this game to be ‘enhanced’ Monday Night Football, kind of like how hotels consider cutting housekeeping and eliminating breakfast to be ‘enhanced’ Covid services, or how airlines consider cramming 50 extra slimline seats with no padding into the back of the plane an ‘enhanced’ passenger cabin
Apparently, I messed up and the Raiders are visiting the Browns. Which makes this 10-0 lead even more embarrassing.
For the Browns? It’s not that embarrassing, they are missing tons of players.
Actually I’m impressed. If they keep this close, some of those backups may earn themselves some more snaps.
So, how’s the shitshow?
Living up to that description.
Wow this game is iced shit.
Ah, barista? I distinctly said “no ice”
Yep. Gonna go read a shittily translated web novel, gotta be more entertaining.
The trademark underthrown deep ball for an easy flag.
Found a funny;
mayor of whoville: i’ve had it with the grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: not good enough
wife: he wrote us a christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: but he called the song “fuck city: born to die.”
wife: yeah and that rules. why are you being such a little bitch
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Now The Grink, on the other hand, would never do that.
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Hopefully this game is Rocking cause they got extra rest.
Gooooo Raiders!!!
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Divine Deablo is a wonderful name.
Kurt Warner needs to scrape some of that makeup off, he looks like a cheap skank.
Who is the Browns backup QB?
Tobe Announced?
/it’s actually Kyle Lauletta, a Giants ‘prospect’ that did some drunk driving, got into an accident, didn’t report it and then denied everything.
So half a Kerry Collins, then.
Well, you certainly never go full Kerry Collins.
Ricky Rubio
Bernie Kosar.
The Browns wish.
One of the reasons (among many) I love being married to a lawyer is that she has no issues with playing the bad guy by raising the rent on our rental house by 25% (we have not raised it for 2 years due to nuaids and even cut it by 25% when the quarantine happened). I mean they are going to be renting a 2,000 sqft house within walking distance to downtown for $300 per person. Comps go for $2500 a month, those kids have been getting a deal.
So there are 15 people in the house?
Nope, only 4, so we are losing out, but they can leave any time when I decide to sell. Plus one is a Marine vet going to NCSU, who has been a champion in keeping it clean and doing handyman work at the place.
Lemme tell you about this fuckweasel Nick Mullins. He was a verbal commit to UAB, and then on National Signing Day he pulled a fast one and announced he was going to Southern Miss. Fuck him with a sharpened spork, I hope he gets murdered today. Go Raiders!
So you’re saying he’s has a potential future as a College Football Coach?
Maybe S. Miss offered a better deal – more money, valet parking, personal scapegoat, and a different coed bound and drugged every night deliveredto his room, aka the Baylor Package.
Time to see the NFL remake of the 1916 Cumberland-Georgia Tech game.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1916_Cumberland_vs._Georgia_Tech_football_game
The high school I went to made the national news in the late 60’s, early 70’s, for losing a basketball game 19-1.