Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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ballsofsteelandfury

That was extremely lucky

NotShogunButShogun

Oh thank you Bleergh.

Doktor Zymm

“Things have gotten weird. I’m sure of nothing other than we are still fighting, clinging to victory”
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NotShogunButShogun

Hunter Thompson weird?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That shouldn’t even be a penalty.

JustStopDude

Dumbass play.

Gumbygirl

I’m feeling a little stressed. Time for some marijuana.

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Redshirt

My stream just skipped from a Tampa Bay turnover to a Los Angeles turnover. Either YoutubeTV sucks or Reality is finally falling apart.

Game Time Decision

Both, sorry

Doktor Zymm

This is past the point of being feasible

Redshirt

“If this were play’d upon a stage now, I could condemn it as improbable fiction.”
— Twelfth Night, Act III, Scene 4

JustStopDude

LOL this game…

Game Time Decision

Chicken farmer found an egg!!!

Game Time Decision

Fuck my feed is way behind

Downfield Matriculator

JFC

Don T

This is nuts!

Mr. Ayo

WTF!! GOD DAMMIT!!!1!!111!

Senor Weaselo

THIS WEBSITE DOOR FLIES OPEN, I CALL THEM THE POTTED PETUNIAS ON MAGRATHEA BECAUSE ALL THEY HAVE TO SAY IS “Oh no, not again.”

TheRevanchist

That’s me!

rockingdog

Shit yeaaaa

Rams DEF is Rocking!!!! 💪

Recovery Whiskey

What the fuck

TheRevanchist

JPP!

Col. Duke LaCross

Jesus Henry Christ.

NotShogunButShogun

Oh fuck a duck

ballsofsteelandfury

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!

Dunstan

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Spur

Very nice

Gumbygirl

Von Miller!

Downfield Matriculator

Fuck and yes!

SonOfSpam

SUDDEN VON

SonOfSpam

Oh. Never mind.

Beerguyrob

TIME FOR SOME CHICKEN!

Mr. Ayo

RAMMMMIT IT!

NotShogunButShogun

Sudden change!

Dunstan

Looks like the Dreamboat has a leak!

ballsofsteelandfury

THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!!

Downfield Matriculator

Maybe the Rams will go back to pressuring Brady so he gets called for another shittalking penalty and booted. That would be derpy but delicious

Redshirt

Rams need to go for cheap shots on Brady. If there is no flag, Brady may get red carded.

Downfield Matriculator

Seems we are on the same page!

NotShogunButShogun

It wasn’t the hit, he done blew out a leg.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup. It was the leg.

TheRevanchist

How many players are still alive for the Bucs that can catch the ball?

Recovery Whiskey

Stats Padford is: Dr. Detroit.

The Maestro

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NotShogunButShogun

Who forgot to do the blood sacrifice?

Redshirt

I would but what with me celebrating two Bengals playoff wins, my blood currently qualifies as a flammable liquid.

JustStopDude

I am not sure what is more annoying; the crypto currency scam company commercials or the non-fucking stop gambling commercials.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Crypto. At least gambling provides value in the form of entertainment.

TheRevanchist

You are a true Caesar.

Doktor Zymm

“We’ve had some reverses, but we’re still in a strong position, even if some of our gains have slipped. We must rally on. Fatthew’s spirit, ranging for revenge,

With Kupp by his side come hot from LA,

Shall in this Ship with McVay’s voice

Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the sheep of war!”comment image

TheRevanchist

I’m having “skinny” margaritas because it makes me thinner. Making this game more fun!

Gatoraids

McVay needs to turn to the special playbook for the last quarter

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SonOfSpam

I NEED EVERYONE TO SETTLE DOWN, STILL UP 14

(puts in a rush order on marinovichsupply.com)

Redshirt

This is what we get for having faith in Matt Stafford.

The Maestro

That was your first mistake.

TheRevanchist

And it will be his last!

Should he decide to become a hobo or something. Idk.

King Hippo

You goddamned worthless pieces of shit really are blowing this.

Spur

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NotShogunButShogun

The call from New York has been made.

King Hippo

Jeebus Tittyfuck Christ

The Maestro

SUDDEN CHANGE?