It has been a LONG time since I’ve done a proper Sexy Friday. Apologies as the last few weeks have been pretty darn busy at work. Today, however, we are more than making up for it. Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Thank you for picking up my slack!
Seriously, the men and their penises have excellent taste.
Today is a Brocky showcase of images he shared with us a few weeks back featuring lady wrestlers. I won’t post all of the images from the boys at once as there is plenty to keep us warm through this cold cold winter. Look for a few Mr. Ayo showcases soon! Enjoy!
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Balls’ Monthly Resolutions Update!
Resolution #1 – Fitness
The goal is to get to 15% body fat and stay there. I am currently at 15.7% and still trending downward. So far so good!
Resolution #2 – Literature
The goal is to read 5 new books in 2022. I still haven’t cracked one.
Resolution #3 – Writing
The goal is to create a new series for DFO. I had an idea going but then current events happened and the idea didn’t make as much sense anymore. I’ll see if I can tweak it…
Resolution #4 – Leisure
The goal is to take a week off work with no cell phone availability. I haven’t scheduled anything yet, but the COVID situation is a LOT better, so there are now some possibilities opening up.
Resolution #5 – Giving Back
The goal is to perform one act of giving back per month. For February, I will take credit for mentoring one of my employees as he was able to get a promotion within our organization. I did prep interviews with him and gave him as much advice as I could and provided him with information that would help him. It was over the course of a few months, but the payoff was in the February offer, so I’ll take the credit then.
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 19 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today, we are showcasing one of my favourite 80s New Wave bands: ABC. They had a lot more good songs than just the one they’re famous for.
Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
It was about 2 weeks ago when I did my “Spring cleaning.” You know, clean the blinds and ceiling fan and wash the damn comforter.
You have to take the comforter to the laundromat.
When was the last time you’ve been to a laundromat?
Washer in the building died last week.
Washed my clothes at the laundromat.
Washer still broke tonight.
Three weeks of laundromat.
The good news is I’ve always got a book on hand – currently Erik Larson “Dead Wake” (incredible and horrifying) and I can live blog the laundromat with you!
Every time I go to the laundromat, some total loser/stranger tells me their life story. It’s not a story I have any interest in, and yet, I get told. Fortunately the washer in this house might be able to handle king sized bedding, so maybe I won’t have to go.
Hey, UAB made it to the Conference USA championship game tomorrow. Go Blazers!
Laundromats are a bit bus stationie
Bus station/methadone clinic.
These Michelob ultra ads with the NBA jam cans make me feel sad for everyone involved
Ciao to any of you still awake. Lumber (“wood” hey… hey…) shopping this morning. Bringin a fist full-o-euros.
This is where we see that West Coast LA shit catch up with your neighborhood.
How are you, Mano?
Mountain time ftw
And a good evening to you.
Night shift reporting for duty.
Heh, I said “duty”
HOLA out to DTLA.
Oh, men. MEN. I had Korean BBQ tonight, accompanied by much beer and soju, and followed up with some old fashioneds.
Look we all can be drunk, but can we all be flatulent? I suppose so.
Good thanks. Been working a lot obviously, but things are OK here so far.
I want to be more drunk but I don’t want to pay the price of feeling shitty tomorrow.
Agreed.
*pours another*
Would it make you, and I, feel better if someone else is going through the pain along with us?
Cheers to a kick ass Request Line.
/cracks open beer number…..
MaxxxxxCrosby got paid the big buxxxx!
An institution of a local brewery was closed for about the last two years. Reopened late last month and I went tonight and just feel so happy to drink there again.
Colorado joint? Because they’ve got some beauties.
Yuuuup
Oh, do tell.
Sup.
Mr. Ballen already has one of the best YouTube channels. If you’re a fan of the strange, dark, and mysterious, I can’t recommend his new(ish) podcast enough.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Meanwhile, in Australia, the Magic Mullet is back and better than ever!
Found a funny;
My 11 y.o. son just discovered Tetris. Came home to him boasting about scoring 15,000 points. Cracked my knuckles and played for the first time in 25 years. Dropped 73,000 points on his head. Now he’s angrily muttering to himself and I’m doing karate kicks on the front porch.
The theme music is playing in my head
Didn’t you guys hear? Tetris is cancelled since it was made by a Russian, maybe.
LOL
Wow, I’ve never seen GAMBLOR before.
That’s brilliant
Thank you for pimping ABC. Great band, great way to learn alphabet beginnings.
Also, Lisa Vanderpump is in the Poison Arrow video, which probably doesn’t matter to anyone who still fucks.
I just discovered that the new Pixar movie “Turning Red” is actually a remake of Teen Wolf.
Thought it was about Pee Wee Herman’s cock whilst in a porno theatre.
I just assumed it was the sequel to “Turning Japanese”
natural progression and whatnot
Set in Toronto….
I honestly thought it was a coming of age film about a girl’s first period
Can’t fight the Seether.
That point is touched upon, actually.
Alright I’ll say it. Lauren Boebert is hot and I dated a lady in ’20 that looked just like her. Ten times smarter too, cause for heat and hella friction.
Idk. The level of attractiveness for me also has to do with the kind of person she is. My dick just doesn’t work with her.
Or anyone else, but that is besides the point.
Full disclosure: when I was a kid, I found fetching the bitchiest babysitters.
AND, once I got into a lady’s notice after I said to her “Well, I do like abuse”.
Lauren Boebert is not hot, and I don’t base that on her horridness. However, we all have different taste, so if you do fuck her I only ask that you steal from her.
She’s certainly got a Lacey Chabert thing going…
Tulsi Gabbard > Boebert.
Mm. Interesting.
She was the best republican on the ballot in 2020.
She looks like this to me.
What the???
Unsexy Friday!
Confused Boner Friday?
She looks…feral.
Anyone else tired of their youngest son fucking up constantly? Just me? Fuck Sakes!
But isn’t that basically the ONE JERB teenage boys seem to have?
Would you like a gently used almost 5 year old?
Did you tell him the story about the penny pinching hockey team owner? That should have scared him straight by now.
Speaking of “Scared Straight”, take a look at Mike “The Plastic Surgery Was Fine, Really” Ilitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSf0b2ykX8&ab_channel=BallySportsDetroit
Mark Davis-esque hair too
If you want him well heeled, I can introduce him to The Heiress. Fellas she brought home seemed more scared of her than scared of her mom and I.
Now it’s down to the assdick teams so I quit liking hoopsball torneo play already
My Anteaters are ded so I only have Balls’ (actual alum) Bruins left.
Zot zot got bounced by da Gauchos
It was not Rocking
Oh well
Yep, not our year. On to baseball!
The cats are mad at me because it’s raining. NO, this is not a sexual euphemism.
Mine’s the same way. She complains like somehow I’m the one who is causing it to rain.
The duality of cat – they infer upon humans god-like powers, but still utterly inferior to themselves.
It’s not a sexual euphemism because YOU AREN’T TRYING HARD ENOUGH!
These cats I call Milli and Vanilli because they have disdain for rain and can’t sing.
Any riots and/or killings during tonite’s Mexi-footy yet?
Not yet but it’s still early!
ah likes ur optimism!
“Be Near Me” and “When Smokey Sings” are perfectly constructed songs and I love them. Speaking of… here comes The Psychedelic Furs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXfXTB7UcuU&ab_channel=PsychedelicFursVEVO
hey there spirit animal, this tune is a lifelong Hippo favourite. It came on the car radio this week, I told my college junior kid that if she called them “The P-Furs” all the kids would know she was cool.
Damn right.
Attention everyone! Be on the lookout for a cheese thief, on the loose, potentially in your very own kitchen! He, or she, or it(!) is known to eat all your cheese and then somehow, magic perhaps, implant the fat around your midsection! There is no known defense at this time.
Is that the same one that makes entirely too much Ben & Jerry’s disappear out of my fridge?
Mrs. Cola “health” industry rage post is coming along well, I see her a lot of similarities between her and BC Dick’s style.
It’s basically a front for the kind of shysters featured in DFO history series, yes?
Yep. It is lovely.
Off to get Korean BBQ. I will spend tonight in a meat and soju coma. Please try to carry on without me.
Wish Moon had lived.
https://youtu.be/PNbBDrceCy8
How did they get Paul Simon to play the drums?
This lives forever
https://youtu.be/ToxymSLzJeM
I would be fine if you said either Peart or Moon was best ever. Completely different styles, but absolute beasts. Oh, and Bonzo. All three dead. Damn.
You meant 5 books a month, right?? 😀
/really don’t want to noe me body fat
Not even if I was retired could I do 5 books a month.
It helps when one doesn’t leave the house smh
I’ve been reading before bed the last year or so. Helps me sleep and gets me off the phone or tablet before bed