[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants]
Last night, that didn’t go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed, folks. At least I’m up in my fantasy leagues.
Fallout:
-We Have Ownage Transference? Julian Love’s longish stay in the qb waiting room seems to have paid off for him. Congrats to him for helping to beat the Bears.
-A Little of This, (Yay!) A Little of That.(Oh No) Jacobi Meyers justified his signing right out of the gate by scoring double 6’s yesterday but then the hammer came right down on his head and it’s off to Concussion Town.
-It’s Never Good News: Alas, whenever Pacman Jones shows up as an item, it tends to involve the authorities. Getting escorted off a plane while being intoxicated for a 6am flight-why not get smashed at home like a (relatively) responsible old guy like me?
-Speaking of the above item… Antonio Brown reportedly blew 125K on the Vikes yesterday. At the age of 35 I’d expect the ‘He’s Penniless’ stories to hit within the next five years.
To The Game!
Bills/Jets:
-These guys split last year with New York winning by 3 and Buffalo winning by 8.
-The Redemption Tour of Gabe Davis: The world was his oyster last year with many predicting he’d go to the next level as a wr. I think if you wanted him you’d have to grab him in the 3rd or 4th round. It didn’t happen. A toxic mix of nagging injuries and dropped balls sent his season sideways.
-Hey, who is Sauce taking on tonight? Some say he’s shadowing Diggs but others say he’ll stick to the outside. Perhaps the guessing is a reflection of the fact that he can play anywhere on the field.
-James Cook is the latest rb to be offered up as a difference-maker on the Bills O. Though to me the run game seems to be an afterthought after Allen came on board. Singletary and Moss had their chances but failed miserably. Or is it that GM Beane just can’t identify rb talent?
-Nuff said about Rodgers everywhere else so not here.
-Will Dalvin or Breece dominate carries or will it be evenly split? I’d guess they’re within 5 carries of each other, further muddying the waters of those folks that drafted them.
Do your thing.
QARON should have immunized his ankles
thats close
THIS SONOFSPAM I CALL HIM AL-QAEDA BECAUSE A JET WENT DOWN ON 9/11 AND I’M HAPPY
Seems weird that ayahuasca and ankle both start with the same letter.
Jeezuz Fuckballs, run out of bounds Allen!
Mr. Big Boot is gonna milk this for 3 weeks.
I wonder if anyone has glued plastic towers onto those foam jets hats.
This feels so wrong but.
The Golden Bachelor crossover with The Walking Dead. Make it happen.
You know they are going to suddenly have someone who is much younger join the cast.
Maybe Nancy Pelosi?
I like how you think, good sir.
zero lies
https://twitter.com/TexasDiegs/status/1701393607121424519?t=DG_xvgQvsvDLf0UiQy-6ow&s=19
THESE NEW YORK JETS I CALL THEM THE BELLE HARBOR FLIGHT BECAUSE THEY WENT DOWN AND WE IMMEDIATELY STARTED MAKING 9/11 REFERENCES, BUT NO, IT WAS JUST A MECHANICAL FAILURE.
lol the first round pick the packers are getting needs Qaron to take 70% of the snaps
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rodgers announces retirement from hospital bed, film at 11.
maybe the afc east just sucks. again
THESE HEISMAN HOUSE COMMERCIALS, I CALL THEM GINGER LYNN, BECAUSE THEY’RE OLD, WORN OUT, AND FALLING APART
Apple TV, bringing you nothing but shit
Nice punt.
Rex Grossman Dragon Unleashed Arm Punt©
Jordan Love thinking twice about signing the deal with the devil to be a winning Packers QB in exchange for ending his career with the jets in 18 years by contracting dysentary
Seriously, the Jets line is trash. The Dallas D is gonna kill someone next week.
“I’m calling it. Mr. Scissors in the locker room!”
-Michael Irvin
THESE JETS, I CALL THEM THE MONTHAN-DAVIS BONEYARD BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST GOING TO PIECES AND WON’T ACCOMPLISH THE SQUARE ROOT OF FUCK-ALL!
The Golden Bachelor just signed an endorsement deal with Depends. What a train wreck.
missed out on the Jimmy Johnson Extenze bonanza
Viagra, the answer should be viagra for any endorsement for any flavor of the Bachelor.
no team more likely to shit themselves than the NY jets
Where’s Tom Tupa when you need him?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFCAbR84RA&pp=ygUIdG9tIHR1cGE%3D
Am sure Rodgers is doing his own research on how to fix his ankle as we speak. He’s already asking where he can get some salamander livers. He’ll be back soon.
Ironically I’m pretty sure you can find most animals in New york
Is MetLife built on an Indian burial ground?
Jimmy Hoffa was an Indian?
♫ Hello Darkness, My Old Friend ♫
Those kids still don’t know how My Pet Goat ends. Oh, the humanity !
Yul Brynner in Requiem for a Dream
The stare of a man who has seen many dark and terrible things – Rex Ryan’s lost collection of “Footsie!” magazine, the inside of Schon Green’s locker, the litter and stench of Rex Ryan’s forgotten snack stash (coincidentally next to the boxes of magazines), and his future of never head coaching again.
Welp. Looks like we really will always have the Jets.
Mike Glennon in the stands in a bills jersey
Milf Hunter Z will lead them to Super Bowl as he has been promised dates with the cast of Desperate Housewives if they make it to the SB.
I remember last year the manningcast was covering a packers game, and eli and Peyton were doing a pretty poor job of covering their bias.
Sorry your buddy is hurt guys
Peyton is about five minutes away from openly swearing on the air.
Met Life Stadium is 3 hours away from me. If I left now, I could be there to make fun of Jets fans once the game was over. I may dress up as Aaron Rogers and walk around on crutches.
Wear an N95 mask
Nathaniel Hackett and Zack Wilson?
is Zach wearing a durag?
Found online:
“Rodgers only lasted a few minutes. Relatable.”
This may be the worst news involving a jet to happen on this day in the history of America.
One of the most amusing parts is that Leonard Floyd was actually incredibly gentle with that takedown.
Eli’s right, against the Jets offense with Zach Wilson behind center, three points should be all you will ever need.
lead. insurmountable.
Friends we are in the darkest timeline. He is coming back and will throw 3 tds.
Jets fans should have booed Rogers on the cart.
Or thrown batteries. Wait, wrong city with shitty fans.
Doesn’t look like Achilles. I’m think high ankle sprain.
Looks like Spur juju can travel
Holy shit i just realized that was leonard Floyd with the hit
Former bear injuring former packer
5D chess by the bears, even robbie gould kicked him out of his last playoff game as a packer
Hate runs deep
Qaron getting Ketamine of Krokodil in the locker room right now?
Or, not of. The ability to edit would be a neat feature to research for this here dick joke site.
The Edit button is on strike in solidarity with the Hollywood writers.
Listen, if you pay that cursed Boer $8/month, you can edit a post formerly known as a Tweet however often you want.
This is a premium site, unlike that place. That means we’ll charge at least $12/month for the edit feature.
This site making… money!?
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥁🥁🥁🥁🔥🥁🥁🔥🥁
Either way, Hippo has a hard-on from reading this.
Here’s the replay. Rodgers had it coming
please achilles please achilles please achilles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2HyQOz1So
A grown man wearing a “Woody” name tag . . . kind of creepy
The meat wagon (cart) was pulling up to the Magic Tent of Healing. This does not bode well for the J-E-S-T
achilees is sommet they have a pretty accurate “field test” for, too
a cart ride!
Yes, he’s Grimace Touched My Butthole’s starting QB. You’re fookin’ welcome.