The Bears Bye Week isn’t until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we’ve witnessed this season (both the self inflicted and cruel twists of injury fate kind). So why not recap the year to date in song. Maybe get in the right mood/cadence with our friend Billy Joel. And yes, I’m counting this as the Bye Week Update.
Justin Fields, DJ Moore, high draft picks will hit for sure, Kevin Warren, Ryan Poles, new brain trust in here.
Rodgers gone, North is open, drop the usual pregame moping, ’23 could finally be the year of Da Bears.
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Sky’s the limit, take your shot, lakefront flick of your GSH-spot, Deal’s done, Metra schedules, next stop: Arlington Heights.
But for now, Green Bay sucks, can’t have faith in Kirk or Goff, grab a sausage, get excited…but then kiss your hopes goodbye!
We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty
We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.
Chase Claypool, Peterman, cutting him to sign again? Substitution rainman, booing the first weekend.
Finger pointing, shitty play, formation boning, no protection, Fields concussion where’s he going WHY’D HE GO BACK IN?!
4th down call, Broncos loss, Eberflus incompetent, are we tanking or just ass, fumble score to blow the lead.
D coach going AWOL, FBI at Halas Hall?, Peanut Tillman gets involved, pedo rumors start to trend!
We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty
We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.
Claypool “away from team”? Worst coach speak you ever seen. Butkus dead, 0 and 4, couldn’t take it anymore.
O-Line’s hurt, Fields’s thumb, arm wrestling champion’s son, RB coach fired next, HR complaints (about sex?).
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14 game losing streak. Roquan Smith “career saved”, O-Line blocking teammates. Equipment theft, Montez Sweat.
Justin Fields hurt or not? Can Flus figure out how to talk? Random players put on blast, NFC North dead last.
We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty
We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling.
Picks from Tyson Bagent, Chargers on the march in, last in sacks, culture sucks, this whole place is a clusterfuck.
Panthers’s pick, IR’s packed, Gonna draft a quarterback? Justin Fields coming back. Luke Getsy should be fired next!
Defensive backs with mono, fans going psycho, Ginny 100 years old, Gonna wait a hundred more?
We didn’t shit the Field, no the Fields been shitty, Da Bears ain’t pretty
We didn’t shit the Field, the woods are calling, this team’s been falling
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That is quite the plethora of links. Fantastic work, BFC
I’m afraid to click on all of them because one of them might lead to a German porn site specializing in Bearsenschiesse.
I give you a no schiesseporn guarantee
I feel like there should be an official stamp for this
I’m determined to click them all, because he put so much time and effort into it!
They thought the Bears would be simple yet catchy like Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”, but it was lazy and bland like Fall Out Boy’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Impressive lyricsmithing! Far more impressive than anything the Bears have done so even though I completely lack the authority to do so I am naming BFC team MVP for this season
CBC Radio has a human interest program that runs from noon til 1pm during the week-today’s topic was, “Have You Ever Been Inconvenienced by a Stopped Elevator?” The co-host is a completely humorless ‘expert’ in the field and loves to hear the sound of his own voice. One caller recounted his riveting story of being stuck in one for 45 minutes during the late ’80’s when he was working as a bike messenger! He lost revenue that day but the dispatcher gave him extra work later in the week to make up for….ZZZZZZZZZ.
Expert in what, inconveniences? Elevators?
Wifeys Doc office waiting room tune-oh-disweek is… Kung Fu Fighting.
Flash back city this place is.
Next week I probably will get Muskrat Love.
Chit U nawt.
The only thing more shocking than the Bears having not one, not two, but THREE wins is the Raiders team that they beat having five.
Simply no splainin it.
It’s like trying to explain how mRNA vaccines work to Jack Del Rio.
Steelers have won 6 games, and I don’t think our boy Kenny has thrown for 200 yards in any of them. It’s a mystery!
That was as well done as a steak at Mar-a-Lago.
Appreciate it, this took a lot out of me. And I will have the fucking song in my head for days.
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news/browns-announce-qb-deshaun-watson-is-out-for-the-season
aww no happy ending for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r18Ab8cb5s&pp=ygUfZ29vZCB3aWxsIGh1bnRpbmcgc3RvbGUgbXkgbGluZQ%3D%3D&t=10s
Cleva!
This is genius.
Now, imagine all those bears above having a blood orgy! The Bearistocrats!!
“And more importantly, it’s not Piano Man!” -Billy Joel