TGIF! The 10 year anniversary of [DFO] theme will continue with ten (10) sexy pictures below. But first, we need some word crafting.

Word Count Filler Time

Or filler, whatever, it still counts. To celebrate our [DFO] anniversary it only seems right to continue last week’s theme of other terrible mistakes people have made.

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Let’s head over to Germany and this wonderful tale of a love struck 18 year old. He had a cunning plan to surprise his girlfriend with a glorioUs display of candles. So he laid them all out in his house to form a heart and spell out “You set my heart on fire.” He then lit all of them and disaster soon struck. Turns out those candles were placed directly on the floor, and the combined heat of them melted all that wax and soon the floor burst into flames. It took ten (KISMET) firefighters an hour to get the fire under control. This resulted in around $60k in damages to his house. Best part, the fire started before the girlfriend ever got to see the display. He took a picture, of course, but she was never in the mood to see it.

America corrupting our Hat
This tale comes from what I am sure is a lovely city: Saskatoon in Saskatchewan. They have a zoo, and “international” airport, railway museum, speedway, a university, and of course, the famoUs Blairmore Development Area. This story comes from the University of Saskatchewan and a well meaning English Studies student. He ordered an MP3 player from a US pawnshop. Presumably so he could listen to his tunes while touring the local zoo where no doubt his favoUrite exhibit is the meerkats. Anyway, he was quite surprised when his “MP3” player arrived. Turns out it was a Smith and Wesson .22 caliber gun plus a gun license in his name. His background check must have been flawless. Anyway, he called the cops over to retrieve the gun and the gun license, and the pawnshop promised to send him his MP3 player. The student did keep a copy of the gun license to commemorate the story.

Big Lebowski Origin Story
We’re heading back to Germany! Here we have a quite distressed wife who just ended a telephone fight with her husband. She was so mad that she grabbed herself a hammer and went outside to set upon her’s husband’s beloved Ford Fiesta. (Christ, what a loser that guy is, those cars suck) Anywho, she set about bashing in the windshield and headlights before knocking off the side mirrors. This caused about $1,200 in damages which should be enough to total that shitbox. But here’s the twist. In her rage she actually went after her neighbor’s Opel Corsa. (This car sucks less) In her defense, both cars were the same coloUr and if you’re not paying attention they kind of look alike.

‘Merika Politicians
Let’s end this idiocy where it belongs; right here in the US of A. Never let a politician do math. “If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it should be.”  Attributed to DC councilman John Bowman.

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Sexy Time

In a total tie in with the 10th anniversary of [DFO], here’s a collection of ten (10) pictures to commemorate each year.

Year 1:

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Year 9:

Year 10:

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!