TGIF! What the deuce? It’s August already? In this economy? At least I have the totally not disappointing Mariners to watch. And the South American chicas kicking around a soccer ball tonight.

Word Count Filler Time

Speaking of chicas, let’s revisit some famoUs quotes about the blissful union of marriage.

“I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.”
– Brian Kiley

“They say marriage is a contract. No, it’s not. Contracts come with warranties.”
– Wanda Sykes

“My husband and I celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary. You know, I finally realized that if I had killed that man the first time I though about it, I’d have been out of jail by now.”
– Anita Milner

“The only thing that keeps me from being happily married… is my husband.”
– Andra Douglas

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.”
– Minnie Pearl

“We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.”
– Nick Faldo

“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”
– Leonardo da Vinci

“Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it’s like a second language.”
– Caroline Rhea

“There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.”
– Adela Rogers St. Johns

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
– Evelyn Hendrickson

“Why can’t someone invent something for us to marry besides women?”
– Fred Flintstone

“The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.”
– Heinrich Heine

“Never get married in the morning; you never know who you might meet that night.”
– Paul Hornung

All very funny and in jest. Fortunately, all of your current, previoUs, and future marriages are perfect.

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