I just have no clue who is going to take this one.
To The Game!
Rams/Seahawks:
-That devastating Seattle D? It hasn’t allowed a run or pass play of over 20 yards in three straight games. That’s absurd. I do think that someone from the Rams receiving corps will break that streak today however.
-It gets better. In their last fourteen games they’ve allowed 20+ points only three times.
-Darnold has a built-in excuse for folding today no matter how oblique it is. This team is custom-built for him to lead them to the W just by playing error-free ball. Speaking of, he’s had just the one interception in his last three tilts so he deserves credit for that.
-His counterpart (counterpoint?) Stafford sports a 7/1 TD/INT split over his last three but was sent to the sod 4 times last week by a Bears defense that was more known for being opportunistic than aggressive.
-Stafford has thrown for 250+ yards for seven straight outings.
-Seattle is favored by 2.5.
-Look for yard-churner Nacua to get a few rushes in order to give the opposing D something to think about. He probably won’t score a TD, that’s Davante’s job.
-With Charbonett out don’t be surprised if you see George Holani getting some playing time. He was on IR but practiced in full a few times this week. As well, Cam Akers-remember that one-year wonder?- has been lifted from the practice squad.
-With these teams so evenly matched and so familiar with each other I think the outcome is determined by the number of errors committed and more interesting, the chess game played by the coaches.
It’s all yours.
Waste that timeout genius boy.
That’s a 1st down.
I did not understand what the announcers were yammering on about; that was clearly a 1st.
This is not going the way I like.
I swear the music in that racing commercial was from the video game Dungeon Runners.
I refuse to believe that there is a race car driver named Pato O’Ward.
That’s just one goddamn bridge too far.
Yeah, O’Ward, what the hell is that!
Work canceled work tomorrow. Would Overtime be an unpopular opinion?
I should probably check and see if there’s anything I’m going to miss tomorrow while shoveling snow.
Too much beer. Should’ve gotten vodka.
There’s still time
The body is weak
Surprise Surprise! This website is up!
Advanced stats be damned, kick the field goal!
Agreed. Too far to go. Only reason to go is field position, but that’s a stretch.
A FG would’ve civered! O Gsmblor, why did you tempt me with your leopar bustier and mercurial wiles1!1!
The bourble’s hitting?
Might as well, the cover apparently isn’t.
Even in bourble he is one smooth talker.
Is it “in bourble” or “bourbled”?
No need to despair. Our very special QB has the game in his hands now.
Yeah, I didn’t feel like winning the actual spread and the alternative spread, anyway. EDIT: Nevermind, I can’t math.
Ok Darnold, it is time for you to see a couple ghosts here.
Seattle defender breaks up the pass on 4th down in the end zone and is gonna shit talk the ref about an interference call?
Say what you will about Seattle, they’re not splitting atoms in their off-time.
Interesting strategy annoying the guys who decided what is or is not a penalty.
I always said that beer guy Rob was better than son of spam
Offer does not apply if LA wins
Now would be an appropriate time to stop a 4th down conversion
Now this would be an appropriate time to go for it.
…not sure about this one.
There’s less D than in the Favre bedroom.
This has been a phenomenal game.
Which means the Owl will finish 37-10 Patriots, regardless of who wins this.
This game has been ROCKINGGGGG!!! 🤘
Anyone else drunk or just me?
Imma get high-er #Solidarity
Gonna start soon.
Not just you
No you are
How dare you
Who dares wins
C’mon Seahawks. Don’t make me root for the Rams four years after they beat my Bengals in the Superb Owl. That would be Darkest Timeline worthy, but I’d still don’t want to do it!
Which of you looked at Lowratio cross-eyed? I TOLD you that causes issues.
Don’t even think about saying his name backwards!
(Murtaugh voice) I’m gettin too old for this shit
Stop calling me needy, internet! I’ll make as many requests as I want
SHHH! You’ll piss off the Internet Gods again!
Good News, I’m hitting parlays left and right making up for goose-eggs left and right from the AFC Stinker.
Bad news, I passed on the TD one because those never hit and I didn’t feel like winning $1,600.
Tombot saying Human Intricacy
BLEERGH: “Taunting, DFO Commentors. Two Quarter Penalty. Automatic First Down.”
Imma leep requestin’ DOOONNT CAAARE
..
Fuck BLEEERGH
No, that was righteous. YOU HURT FEELINGS, YOU PAY.
Hey, we’re back! And not committing stupid taunting penalties!
A Tale of Two Sundays, site going down but no Collinsworth
So in the NFC, are pass defensing optional?
You cannot stop or contain JSN.
Uh oh, Playoff Sam Darnold is threatening to make an appearance.
Need that in a hurry please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4wdOeEDjI
Slow danced to this at my prom. Got felt up. It’s ok, he was gentle.
Did he give you a nice corsage?
No no, that wasn’t my date, that was a priest cornering me in the bathroom. Sorry, should have led with that.
Boy howdy, you fo NOT wanna know what that is prison slang fer…
Oh no. No I feel like I have to look it up.
I think he thinks that RAMMING IT is gentle. To each their own.
NUZZZZZZZZZZLLLLEIT
RAMMMITTT has a much better chance at beating the pats: J-E-S-T darnold would return if he saw the ghosts of pats past
Also it wouldn’t be a stupid recent rematch
Darnold’s cousin made it to the game.
I am ordering the boy his first Pats team gear as we speak. I fully intend on being insufferable the next few weeks.
As opposed to when?
Just wait a few weeks and get the ones that end up in Africa.
Is the boy in Pats gear a sandwich?
I look forward to the day when everybody has to wear those gigantic helmets.
or an update of this
Is that the Don Beebe special?
kelso
They should make them even bigger so they all look like bobbleheads!
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How I may have referred to Romeo Doubs after blowing the
regular season Bears game this year
can cabin fever set in after less than a day?
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Special Olympians are ALL WINNERS, silly goose!
Are you able to smile? Did both sides of your mouth lift equally?
Are you able to hold your arms out in front of you? Think Frankenstein’s monster…
Repeat this after me: “Early bird catches the worm.”
This is what we do with potential stroke patients.
Is this one of those “if I was being held hostage” posts? Can you tell us where you are?
It’s bleak. Ohio.
There’s no Bleak, Ohio in my atlas. I assume you mean Youngstown.
You have Matt Gaetz’s interest piqued.
Need a speshul int right now.
Oh yeah, in a few weeks we will have the Olympics to ignore. Kewl.
Also the world cup to ignore señor.
(fingers crossed for boycotts…ain’t gonna happen, but it would be funny as fuck)
No, I’m just gonna do the Turkish team and make a reference to their genocide denials.
Ok, last two plays, missed PI, missed face mask. Cool. The crowd is the 12s, the refs are the 13s.
(always important to establish excuses early, that’s playoff football)
We deserve to win our bet.
We really do.
Does anyone else think it’s pretty fucking rich of Tom Brady to say things like, “unless it draws blood, no flag”?
hockey playoffs are still several months away
Stood out in a big stupid way
think jiu jitsu woulda changed his mind
NE goes to the SB again, DFO goes offline, half the nation is apparently burning their furniture to stay warm, ICE continues to murder Minnesotans. . . only a couple seals to go before we hit 7.
one more sb loss and the greatriots will be .500 with a record 6 losses
and they look like mediocre shit on offense
AND THEY LOSS TO THE RAIDERS, AT HOME
I’m starting to get scared even trying to imagine how shit gets worse.
Know that it will, though.
The Cubs winning in 2016 was the catalyst for all this mess.
Us humble #BFIB tried to warn y’all smgdh
Ok, the warmup quarter was cute, let’s proceed to RAMMMMMMMMMMING IT
Really need the RAMMENING to happen.
Or maybe some Ramening.
I had ramen for lunch, and I shared it with my cat. He doesn’t use chopsticks though, he’s more of a slurper.
I have a cat eating ramen neon light in my kitchen!
I’m back from clearing the driveway. I can see the Patriots are back as well.
Nobody look at Lowratio the wrong way, or else the site will broked again.
It’s a little problem
Pre-game fit got Puka Nacua lookin like Fran Leibowitz
Lmao
What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you
lol
Jesus. The white socks were the best choice in this entire misguided outfit.
😂 it has levels 😅
Jack White switching his stripes
Hey, look at us here! For now.
LA fans don’t deserve an SB but Hawks fans are economy size douchebags.
Hey, I’m full sized douchebag.
HOX!!!
I figured you would hate the HEAUX due to the musical stylings of Micheal McDonald formerly of Baltimore fame.
Oh, you mean the biggest mistake the Ravens have made since drafting Sergio Kindle?