We are getting close to the pointy end of the season. Places are getting defined. How did everyone do? Let’s go!

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The AFL Ladder

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Round 16 Results

Round 16 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder Videos

 

Round 17 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

Port Adelaide gave us the big surprise of the year in beating Adelaide in the Showdown. I should have known not to discount performance in rivalry games, but this was truly an inspired performance. Maybe they can turn their season around?

Brisbane’s beatdown of Sydney also qualifies as a surprise if for the margin alone. People forget that Brisbane are the back to back Premiers. They’re not a bad team at all even if they’re not at the top of the standings. They will be a force come finals yet again.

Fremantle continued showing everyone who is the best team in the competition. They held Gold Coast to 29 points while scoring 80 which is just MASSIVE for percentage. No one will catch them during the rest of the regular season unless something massively goes wrong.

GWS made the score look respectable, but as BFC posted over the weekend, it wasn’t that close. They’re not that far of the pace, but they need to start playing better. It may not happen and this year may just be a write off.

Hawthorn, on the other hand, is back to their winning ways and looking really good. They hold 3rd place and a 6 point lead over a trailing pack of 5 teams that are separated only by percentage. If they finish decently, a Double Chance is in their future.

Finally, that pack of five (Geelong, Brisbane, Adelaide, Melbourne, and Western) will be interesting to watch the rest of the year. 3 of them are in the top 6 and all are in finals positions. There will be a lot of jockeying over the course of the last 7 weeks.

Not much movement in the Pool as nearly everyone got 5 picks correct except for Sharky, who got 6 and is now in a tie for second with Yeah Right. Spam still leads by 4. Don’t forget to put the tips in!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

 

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Redshirt

Alright, time to hear all the “USA faces a Handicap Match?” jokes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Basically Embiid has to die of ebola over the summer for those picks to be worth anything.

Horatio Cornblower

Hot rumor was Brown to Portland for Clingan, although that may just have been the UConn basketball maniacs in my feed having a collective wet dream.

Redshirt

I hate soccer. I’ve hated soccer ever since I spent a semester in college with an insufferable complete asshole college roommate who loved soccer so much, he slept with a soccer ball. Of course, I mean he physically fell asleep with a soccer ball but it wouldn’t surprise me if that c—- played a little handball, if you know what I mean.

I hate soccer, but why is this tournament so awesome.

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Horatio Cornblower

Tough break for Senegal, but that was about as clear a foul in the penalty area as you’r ever going to see. Also maybe don’t blow a 2-0 lead in like 5 minutes.

litre_cola

This is the correct taek.

Redshirt

You can’t be screwed by the refs in Extra Time, if you don’t let the game get to Extra Time.

But that was a foul. He wasn’t going for the ball; he was going for the opponent’s legs near a goal. If that’s not called, nothing is.

litre_cola

Naprijed, Bosno!

/Izbjegava paradajz

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[throws down AI-generated mosaic image]

Mr. Ayo

Waffles for all!

WCS

What just happened?

Also, Essendon is just hot trash, aren’t they?

Redshirt

Soccer had a 21-3 thing happen, but if the Patriots started their comeback with 2:53 remaining in regulation.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know the rules well enough to have a strong opinion here.

WCS

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Mr. Ayo

That was a clear penalty.

Also, Kane should have gotten a yellow for his dive.

SonOfSpam

(thinks about getting in another penalty argument)

Hey, it’s a nice day outside!

litre_cola

He was indeed there early. Hate to see the Senagalese crumble like this.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah this season is toast for GWS. The question is if they can be competitive while also trying some new kids and make or breaking with players like Brown and Briggs.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Locked and loaded…

Redshirt

Wow. Uh, thanks for defending my parlay, Senegal.

“Mën nanu jël ndam li ci match bi, amaana ci tournoi bi, waaye Redshirt mën na jël ndam li ci $6.90!”

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Doktor Zymm

Dammit, I did curse them! Go noone!

WCS

To SENEGAL:
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It is time to summon him…
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Mr. Ayo

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Don T

😍

Don T

Free futbol, yes plis

scotchnaut

This is Crazytown. I’m entering Crazytown, correct?

litre_cola
SonOfSpam

There had to be two of us idiots, didn’t there?

WCS

I stand by my minuses.

litre_cola

Right back atcha Tex.

WCS

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litre_cola

Jesus tapdancing Christ what a change!

SonOfSpam

Knew this would happen when Senegal signed Matt Ryan.

Don T

Cotton candies tied! Cristo Dios

WCS

Well, that escalated quickly…

Billywitchdoctor dot com may need to summon Ultra-Mega Chicken…

Mr. Ayo

BANANACAKES UNLOCKED!

scotchnaut

Hey Broom, you had an amazing run but time comes for every one of us. Make your work in retirement matter.

Doktor Zymm

Gonna eat some fancy dinner! Fancy dinner will probably not have world cup on, so t the risk of cursing them, goooo Senegal! Avenge DR Congo against their colonial oppresors!

litre_cola

Belgiums kits are brutal, look good, feel good, play good 100 percent applies here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gag me with a spoon, for sure.

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WCS

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Dr Congo out, but Billywitchdoctor dot com still has one convenient locations in Senegal.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s as good of a first touch as what Trump’s tiny little vulgarian hands did to Epstein’s girls was bad.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve had it in for Belgium ever since (I was reminded that) they knocked us out in 2014, so I’d love to see Senegal take them out here.

Don T

BEL’s kit color scheme looked familiar. It’s 👇🏼
https://youtu.be/lC17VTQf6ZY?is=J6zUUSXbpqc0kGsE

scotchnaut

Wait, America playing on Canada Day and Canada playing on America Day?

Reporter: [puts finger to earpiece] “This just in-apparently Alanis Morrisette has just fainted.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s true. I was seated a few rows behind her and an older fellow I presume was her uncle in a movie theater and I saw her silhouette abruptly disappear from view.

LemonJello

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Happy Canada day for those of us upstairs

Gumbygirl

Every day is Canada Day around here. We love our hat!

Don T
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: I love that “Revolting Cocks” is a double entendre where one of the meanings is a bunch of chickens engaged in a revolution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zZQxn5TQM

SonOfSpam

Still so fucking weird to see some of the best commentary on Democrats and how they should be campaigning coming from Bill Kristol.

“The Dem establishment and Dem centrists can wring their hands and complain about the results in Colorado.

Or they can learn a lesson: Their repudiation was in large part about their perceived unwillingness to stand up firmly and unhesitatingly to Trump.

So start doing so!”

What a weird timeline.

Doktor Zymm

NY Times headline today was something ridiculous like “FAR LEFT INSURGENT TAKES OUT CONGRESSPERSON”
It sounded like they were talking about Nicaragua in the 70s rather than a primary election

scotchnaut

The NYT turned into a right wing rag so quickly no one noticed. Seriously, why has no one noticed this?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cheers to DR CONGO for scoring early and making that game interesting from start to finish.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, England deserved/earned the win, but Doc Congo made them WORK.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And it’s not like DRC parked the bus after scoring; England is lucky they didn’t get a second one in that first half.

By that same measure DRC is lucky that England didn’t score six times, but that was a lot of fun.

Don T

Oh man, MEX – ENG is gonna be fiya

SonOfSpam

Literally; I expect at least 5 Britons to spontaneously combust during the match.

SonOfSpam

Nope, weather is high of 75F and 90% chance of thunderstorms. So the game will be some level of bananacakes. Excellent.

Doktor Zymm

While the classic move is for England to lose in the finl, I have no objection to early schadenfreude this year!

scotchnaut

“Yer a game winner, ‘Arry.”

/there was no stopping that laser

SonOfSpam

Goalie finally ran out of magic. Should be a chaotic next 15 minutes.

Don T

The last save by the DRC goalie was with his crotch. Yeah, futbol’s for pussies.

SonOfSpam

I know it’s fun to shit on ‘Arry Kane

(Germans nodding vigorously)

but that was a penalty

Don T

I think it’s a Yellow for Ksne (simulation). He fell after putting his feet together and kicking the ball away from goal #TotallyNormalAttackiN

SonOfSpam

Goalie grabbed his ankle clearly on the replay, that’s a penalty.

Don T
SonOfSpam

Yep, I still see a penalty. I think there’s some “Harry Kane’s a cunt, so fuck him” in the No Penalty argument. Fair to ask whether he made a meal of the grab, but I don’t see any question about whether the goalie grabbed his ankle and tripped him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought so too but the replay changed my mind.

SonOfSpam

Opposite for me; I saw a dive in real time, but the goalie reached out and grabbed his ankle as he went by, clear penalty.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

His feet are together and his hands go up (instead of out to catch his fall). He gets fouled, but he’s already diving before it happens.

SonOfSpam

He gets fouled

Right. Penalty.

SonOfSpam

No idea why I’m being a stubborn ass on this.

Sourry to you and DonT for my petulance.

Don T

Never apologize for petulance 🤗 🔪

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No worries, it’s not like you’ve been uncivil or anything.

SonOfSpam

WHAT? FUCK YOU!

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litre_cola

Come on Doctor Congo!!

scotchnaut

England losing and playing dirty to boot.

scotchnaut

Angry White Guys Alert!:

Dr. Congo up 1-0

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DR CONGO has the best-looking scrubs in the whole hospital.

Gatoraids

englands looking like the scrubs now

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d forgotten how much fun it is to see England experience catastrophe.

Gatoraids

one of the charms of the 28 dangling dicks later series

LemonJello

Did FIFA suspend the TLC rule “No Scrubs” for the knock out rounds?

Horatio Cornblower

It’s Canada Day, so a parade just marched by our hotel window, (issue with phone, photos not loading), with guys in full red coats and bearskin (faux, I’m guessing) hats, thumping on drums, blowing horns and, for reasons unknown to me, leading a goat.

It’s also mid-80’s, hazy, and humid, so I hope to hell they’re hydrating.

That sentence was brought to you by the letter H.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gold Coast Suns’ season (artist’s conception):

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SonOfSpam

For those of us who are a certain age, new Dinosaur Jr song dropped yesterday. And it’s good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMPf5HB4rvM

blaxabbath

Rename Freemantle to Dismantle.

yeah right

During the Freo v Sunnies game they gave a stat that said the Dockers are averaging plus 6 minutes per game time of possession over their opponents and that seems pretty incredible.

yeah right

They’ve been amazing. Shut down defense.

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