2018 Quotables – Week 13 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

So it turns out I have a sinus infection. Also, these meds have me all loopy so please see below for your Week 13 action.

That’s the Joke

blaxabbath - November 28, 2018November 27, 2018

Disclaimer: This is absolutely not NFL-related. It's not even sports related. But it is joke-related. Continue at your own discretion. Or go back to working like a chump or reading something other than [DFO] while you sit on the can. Whatever. All- As many of you are aware, my wife and I

2018 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 27, 2018November 27, 2018

So Week 12, huh? Well, your injury report information is a novel available here. This isn't important to fired Jacksonville Offensive Coordinator Nathaniel Hackett though. Because, you see, he got fired. Oh, this reminds me -- I was listening to the Cardinals post-game radio show on Sunday (this is actually what

2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

Understandably, I got all mixed-up with the schedules and tryptophans and caravans and forgot about results last week. So a very special thank you to those of you who politely emailed me to let me know you sent me bitcoin. Your bribe reminder is reflected below. Oh, and Mr Hippo,

Football is Family 2

DFOing Good

blaxabbath - November 22, 2018November 21, 2018

INT. BIDWILL RESIDENCE, THANKSGIVING DAY An unconventional Thanksgiving fare sits untouched on the kitchen counter. Presented on silver platters and crystal serving dishes, the stuffed turkey is replaced with a whole roasted pig. The sides are not typical bowls of mashed potatoes, stuffing, and green beans. Rather, the accompaniments are bowls of

2018 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 20, 2018November 26, 2018

Holy cow there were a lot of highlights this weekend. Well, lowlights anyways -- that's more the currency around here. That said, as we enter Thanksgiving football day I'd like to shamelessly plug my 2017 Football is Family post. Anyways, no hype here. Just get to it. Results are still going

2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really

2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.

2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 6, 2018November 6, 2018

Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.

Is it Really a ‘Bye’ if You Haven’t Shown Up All Season? : Your 2018 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 5, 2018November 5, 2018

The Arizona Cardinals. Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop. Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are the only team I actively despise. The Suns suck and have a trash owner but who can get invested in this lopsided of an NBA? The Coyotes also

2018 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

Week 8 fools. Season's about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don't remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I'll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I

The Deadlyest Catch

blaxabbath - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

On Halloween night, hours after the doorbell ceased ringing and the post bar-crawl traffic had evaporated, a man sits alone in his Los Angeles bungalow. Digitally penning his thoughts across a host of athletics message boards -- Deadspin, Reddit, Athalon -- he navigates his browser to his true pride and