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2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)
I’m late. And when you’re this late, you don’t get to talk. So here. Enjoy you Week 3 Quotables submissions below.
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2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)
Alright! Week 2! Looks like we’re all getting the rust knocked off and….you know, I’m not even going to worry about word count here.…
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2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Submissions)
What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season…
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2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)
This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work…
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2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)
I’m not going to stand here and preach to you all about how FOOTBAWL IS BACK! But that’s mainly because I’m a hater. From…
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The Wednesdayer (S1, E12 – Staffing Up)
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of the Wednesdayer. This week, as I understand, Peter is preparing to split his…
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Tucson, Ch. 4: Primary
We’ve talked quite a bit here about the history of Tucson, Arizona and how foolish they would be ever to sit down with the…
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2019 Quotables – Preseason (Results)
There it is! There. It. Is! I mean, is this group of degenerates the LA Rams starters, because you all don’t even need a…
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2019 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)
This may come as a surprise to some of you but premium NFL GIF content is not exactly in season come late-August. Oh sure,…
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From Worst to “Maybe they can pull off what the Browns are doing except with concentration camps in their state.”: A 2019 Arizona Cardinals Preview
Short Two Sentence Preview: The Arizona Cardinals are a dysfunctional franchise without competent leadership in the front office and, naming it’s third head coach…