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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - December 7, 2020December 7, 2020

Tacos and butts

Your Thursday Night Holy Crap The NBA?????? Open Thread

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 30, 2020July 30, 2020

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Hey kids, it's your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I'm in charge of this here open thread, so let's talk about the NB Freaking A. A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I've watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout

Ramming Into the Future: The 2019 Los Angeles Rams Team Preview

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 12, 2019August 12, 2019

I hate this organization. There, I said it. Now you know exactly what kind of preview you’re getting for this team. The Rams come into the 2019-2020 season on a massive Super Bowl hangover, having been handled easily by the hated New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. Since teams very rarely

Your Oh Crap, Nobody Wrote a Monday Open Thread

Open Threads

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 5, 2019

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Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family. I've been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight's festivities, to of course give our army of brigands a place to let loose and make their assorted dick jokes and gif drops. In what I'm going to watch news, I am 3

Your Thursday Evening Holy Cow It’s CARDINALS SEASON! Open Thread

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Hello to my favorite gosh-darned people on the internet from your old pal, Internet Dad. I'm wandering in tonight as a last minute replacement for our usual bunch of slapdicks, so let's really let loose. It's weekend custody Dad tonight, so get ready to eat a cold can of chili

The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough

Bye Week Updates

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - November 23, 2018

Let’s start with the good stuff. Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His amazing frog croaks, ridiculous throws and insane improvisations have been the highlights of the league. Nobody plays with the swagger this kid is dropping every week. He

Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview

Team Previews

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 30, 2018August 29, 2018

OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4 Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot

An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder

Open Threads

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 8, 2018August 8, 2018

OK, I lied. There's no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It's a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight is...ummmm... the Women's World Cup? Holy Hell, how did I end up volunteering for this? Anyhoo, let's talk about something vaguely football related today. I saw where The

Door Flies…Up a Mountain?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 7, 2018August 7, 2018

Hey kids, it's Internet Dad. I'm taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity. I give to a bunch of causes throughout the year, and don't want to bore you guys, but I have a friend who is doing something really

Hiya Kids! Let’s Have a Chat

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - July 25, 2018

Hey guys, nice to see all of you random drunks and weirdos again. It's your old pal, Internet Dad, the original boss around these parts. How the hell are ya? Anyway, niceties are out of the way, lets talk about some STUFF. I'd like to talk about announcers today. So, many of you

IT: An Amblin Entertainment Horror Movie (With SPOILERS)

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - September 15, 2017September 15, 2017

So, I went to see IT last weekend and I have thoughts. There will be some SPOILERS. S P O I L E R S I haven’t wanted to write this until I had come to grips with my feelings on the movie. There’s…something of a history here. I read IT as one of my first adult books. At

The Home Loan Expert Bracket Challenge

Updates

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - March 15, 2017

Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad's is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com - it's free to enter and you can win $10 grand in prizes. There's also a charitable donation page there if you're looking for a good write-off. He's a good dude and his company does