Request Line: Rock and/or Roll

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 20, 2018July 20, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit. DJ3000: ...AND I PROMISE YOU THAT WE WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN. ROOMBA: [makes sad chiming noise, leaves] PRODUCER: Man, I'm surprised he didn't just

Blaxabbath Jr. Naming Thread

Updates

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 18, 2018

--- [maternity ward door flies open] --- ANDY REID: I heard the news! Congratulations! BLAXABBATH: Thanks! ANDY REID: Have you thought of a pseudonym for referring to him on DFO yet? BLAXABBATH: No, actually, I thought maybe the commentist party could make suggestions and I could pick the best one. ANDY REID: [hands him a

DFO Radio: Crippling Alcoholism

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 17, 2018July 16, 2018

As I mentioned, this isn't the fun-time alcohol party mix. This is the dark side. I'll let David Foster Wallace share some words on the process, and how bad it can get. (And don't anybody go worrying about me; this isn't a cry for help or anything, as Balls Of

Request Line: Crippling Alcoholism

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

108

EXT. ARIZONA STATE HIGHWAY 87 – DAY A car appears to be stalled in the breakdown lane of the northbound lane. A pair of state troopers, identified here only by their Breitbart.com handles MLK_NO_WAY and ARPAIO4EVR, emerge from their vehicle and walk forward. The younger-looking of the two - MLK_NO_WAY - unbuckles

The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2

Crossovers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 11, 2018August 8, 2018

EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY - DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the wreckage of a black pickup truck. CAM: Okay, so maybe we can't drive... ANTONIO: Maybe we can call an Uber? CAM: None of those asshole drivers will accept a pickup from

DFO Radio: Intros and Outros

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 10, 2018July 10, 2018

One of the downsides to the "digital revolution" that has made albums available at a snap of your fingertips (assuming you've trained your Google assistant or Amazon's Alexa to recognize the gesture) within seconds is that album art is no longer a thing. The above image is taken from Led

Request Line: Intros and Outros

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 6, 2018

109

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his console looking incredibly vexed. PRODUCER: I can't believe he didn't show up. DJ 3000: Maybe he's sick. PRODUCER: In the middle of the summer? Come on. DJ 3000: Perhaps... PRODUCER: You and I both know it's because he's too hungover to get his ass in gear. DJ

The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 1

Crossovers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 4, 2018August 8, 2018

EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS - DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version of a familiar song plays softly. Cut to a closer shot of the vehicle, then another cut to its interior where we see the NARRATOR (Richard Dreyfus,

DFO Radio: Stripped Down

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 3, 2018July 3, 2018

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (from the DFO World Cup Open Thread): Okay, if I stay put and watch the second half, it will be a dull, interminable slog that ends with Belgium winning 3-0 on a joyless penalty shootout. If I bail the second half will be the greatest half of soccer played in

Request Line: Stripped Down

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 29, 2018June 29, 2018

157

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER and DJ 3000 stand outside the recording studio, gazing into the booth. PRODUCER: Wow. DJ 3000: I KNOW, RIGHT? PRODUCER: I mean, I'm not... DJ 3000: OH, ME NEITHER. PRODUCER: But if I was.... DJ 3000: OH, YEAH. CRISTIANO RONALDO: Você está pronto para o rock? PRODUCER: [punches talkback button] Oh, you know

DFO Radio: Eponymous and/or Naming Rights

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 26, 2018June 26, 2018

Last week DFO Radio's regular groove got busted up by Courtney Brown, who nonetheless was coached up to deliver a session that actually worked. In retrospect a decent host for a Request Line with the theme of "naming rights" would have been Antonio Cromartie, but there's no way to unring

Request Line: Eponymous and/or Naming Rights

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 22, 2018June 22, 2018

129

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. We join the show already in progress... COURTNEY BROWN: Hey, so people can call in and request songs? PRODUCER: Yes. That countdown I gave you? That meant the show was starting. Playing music is what we are supposed to be doing right now. BROWN: Can we make outgoing calls? PRODUCER: Yeah,