The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 22, 2017November 21, 2017

INT. BANQUET HALL - DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and brightly coloured banners abound. The hall is filled with students, most of whom are already sitting and chattering excitedly. The camera tracks upward to an announcer's booth

May the Cycle Melt: Raiders at the Bye

Bye Week Updates

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 15, 2017November 15, 2017

INT. THE PARLOR AT CROFTON COURT - NIGHT A trio of distinguished gentlemen are seated at a table around a ouija board. Two of them - HENDRICK and WINCHESTER - have their hands resting gently on the planchette, while the third - XAVIER - sits with his arms crossed in a

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - November 9, 2017January 17, 2018

INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN - DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists - ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, CAM NEWTON, and ANTONIO BROWN follow REX RYAN onto the train. They set their luggage down and follow him into a resplendent passenger cabin, full of

Shellraiser

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In his hands he holds an ornate puzzle box, which, once solved, can unleash arcane secrets and bestow mystical powers upon its possessor. . . . . .

DFO Insider: Calendar Boys

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are - contrary to form - hard at work in their office. One - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is standing behind the desk, hovering over a speakerphone even though he is wearing a bluetooth headset. The other - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

INT. TRAIN STATION - DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick pillar on a platform between two sets of rail lines. ANTONIO BROWN: No, see, it's just like in the stories. You gotta run straight through it. ELI MANNING:

Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 17, 2017October 24, 2017

Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed "the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history" there's been a bit of a fuzz about what "modern" history actually refers to. Since apparently the semiautomatic handgun is the ultimate arbiter of what makes American society tick, does "modern" history refer

Meanwhile, After Practice…

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 6, 2017June 14, 2019

INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here. ANTONIO BROWN: Of course. COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley. ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it. [gets up to leave] All good? COACH TOMLIN:

Request Line: So Long, Tom

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 2, 2017

As you might have read by now, Tom Petty has died. I'm not aware of any particular connection that Tom might have had to the NFL, whether he was a fan of the sport or of any team in particular (he was born in Gainesville, so let's not sully the

Just This Once, I’m Throwing it Downfield.

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 12, 2017September 12, 2017

Is that Tyreek Hill? Why aren't the Patriots covering him? Is this some kind of a trick? He's awfully far away. But you know what? Just this once, I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Chris Conley open on the flank. It's tempting. Very tempting. But not this time. The fans

DFO Radio: NFL Karaoke

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 4, 2017September 4, 2017

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Well, that's a wrap on the offseason. What did you think, of the NFL Karaoke topic, Mark? MARK DAVIS: IT WAS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE! RTD: Yeah, it was pretty great. Did you have a favorite song? MARK DAVIS: YEAH I LIKE THE ONE THAT TAO-TE-CUTLER

Request Line: Karaoke Party!

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 1, 2017May 20, 2019

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INT. PRIVATE KARAOKE ROOM - NIGHT A pair of radio professionals are sipping beers in a box karaoke room. A disco ball spins above and flashing lights abound, but the scene is otherwise quite relaxed. PRODUCER: So this is it. The last day of your internship. CONNOR, THE INTERN: Yup. PRODUCER: You know, I