Hue Jackson is the Worst Head Coach in Modern NFL History

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 17, 2017October 24, 2017

Ever since the massacre in Las Vegas was dubbed "the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history" there's been a bit of a fuzz about what "modern" history actually refers to. Since apparently the semiautomatic handgun is the ultimate arbiter of what makes American society tick, does "modern" history refer

Meanwhile, After Practice…

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 6, 2017June 14, 2019

INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here. ANTONIO BROWN: Of course. COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley. ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it. [gets up to leave] All good? COACH TOMLIN:

Request Line: So Long, Tom

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 2, 2017

As you might have read by now, Tom Petty has died. I'm not aware of any particular connection that Tom might have had to the NFL, whether he was a fan of the sport or of any team in particular (he was born in Gainesville, so let's not sully the

Just This Once, I’m Throwing it Downfield.

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 12, 2017September 12, 2017

Is that Tyreek Hill? Why aren't the Patriots covering him? Is this some kind of a trick? He's awfully far away. But you know what? Just this once, I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Chris Conley open on the flank. It's tempting. Very tempting. But not this time. The fans

DFO Radio: NFL Karaoke

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 4, 2017September 4, 2017

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Well, that's a wrap on the offseason. What did you think, of the NFL Karaoke topic, Mark? MARK DAVIS: IT WAS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE! RTD: Yeah, it was pretty great. Did you have a favorite song? MARK DAVIS: YEAH I LIKE THE ONE THAT TAO-TE-CUTLER

Request Line: Karaoke Party!

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - September 1, 2017May 20, 2019

116

INT. PRIVATE KARAOKE ROOM - NIGHT A pair of radio professionals are sipping beers in a box karaoke room. A disco ball spins above and flashing lights abound, but the scene is otherwise quite relaxed. PRODUCER: So this is it. The last day of your internship. CONNOR, THE INTERN: Yup. PRODUCER: You know, I

DFO Radio: Percussion

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

Welcome to another Tuesday edition of DFO Radio! Last week's Request Line was rushed because I was on my way to a wedding weekend in Montecito. It was a lovely affair; the bride and groom are lovely people and the only thing anyone could complain about with regards to the

Request Line: Percussion

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 25, 2017August 25, 2017

195

Good day to you! Due to time constraints, I wasn't able to write up a sketch for today's Request Line. That's all right, that's okay, I'll write about the madcap adventures of the PRODUCER, CONNOR THE INTERN, DJ 3000, and WHATEVER CRAZY NUTBALL SHOWS UP AS A GUEST HOST some

DFO Radio: Adversaries

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

One storyline that the NFL will relentlessly attempt to promote is that certain teams do not like each other. Steelers vs. Ravens is the one that comes to mind the most, and it's true. They are much like a pair of prison gangs competing over the heroin trade. But it's

Request Line: Adversaries

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 18, 2017

203

EXT. RADIO STATION PARKING LOT - DAY A vehicle pulls into the lot and screeches to a stop. The PRODUCER emerges in a hurry, first dropping his keys and then hustling towards the front door. PRODUCER: Shit...shit...shit... Cut to... INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY - DAY The PRODUCER races through the front door and streaks across

DFO Radio: Navigation

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

Given the avalanche of #kontent yesterday, I held DFO Radio for today. Let's just say it got lost along the way. Curiously, Mitchell Trubisky kind of blew a hole in his own kharacter by looking rather competent in his debut. Apparently he has yet to realize what team he's playing for.

Request Line: Navigation

DFO radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 11, 2017August 10, 2017

206

INT. RENTAL CAR - DAY A pair of young men are driving a rental car through the streets of Culver City. The one driving is clutching the steering wheel frantically and whipping his head around in frustration, while the passenger fumbles around with a folding map. JARED GOFF: Where ARE we? MITCHELL TRUBISKY: I