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A Year of Fury, Anger, and Chaos (Subbing for Hippo Who Is Also Angry)
“Did you hear that it’s Movember?” “Oh, I’m not drinking because it’s Dry January.” People who say these things should have their faces washed…
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The Greatest of HippoShame (and Early Footy Thread)
I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: So Much Leftover Ham!
Good morning everyone! Welcome back. We’ve got some good shit today including several menu suggestions and I guarantee you will find something appealing here. First…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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Buy Chinese
When I was a wee lad, I played on the town’s soccer club. During practice one day, the coach noticed that a kid named…