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    Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

    September 24, 2018

    Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…

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    The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3

    November 22, 2017

    INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall.  Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…

  • Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    December 4, 2015

    I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I’m damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at…

  • Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

    November 6, 2015

    Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…

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