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Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3
INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I’m damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…
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