Author: King Hippo

CLosing Out Septemeber 2024 Footy Cont’d

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MOAR fixtures, and thank fuck a vast increase in quality.  Especially at the tippy-top... Stanford (+21.5) at Son de Clem (7:00, ESPN) Maybe one watches the first quarter of this game.  But probably not. Georgia (-1) at Roll Damn Tide (7:30, ABC) Coach DeBoer will absolutely love being a small home dog - they ain't

Closing Out September 2024 Lesser Footy Style

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Are you back, and ready for MOAR?  Fucking of course y'all are.  First, an obligatory weather note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DbSaqq24vY City of Men (now with 100% less Rodri) visit Geordie Arabia nice and early (7:30, USA).  I'm not committing to waking early, given all the ballwashing Bonesaws FC tends to get - especially in matches

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2024 Season

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The Increasingly Poor Decisions of King Hippo - my Loser Pool re-set on Friday, and after much hesitation, I sent in my fee Sunday morning and submitted my pick. The goddamned Donks, of course.  So not only did I feel like the idjit donor in imaginary GAMBLOR, but it also removed

Just Another Sabado de los Footy

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I have no overarching theme this week.  Keep those brains turned off and treat yo'self. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjM5B3QNlw Fronk's Hammers welcome Our Brand Is Crisis Chelski (7:30, USA), quite plausibly worth your asshole mind waking you up.  I mean, mine's will regardless, why not look on the plus side. I refuse to make any mention of the

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2024 Season

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After the chaos and near-chaos of Week One, one might have expected a return to form.  But outside of Arrowhead Stadium (soUrry, Redshirt), it ain't really happen. We had a whopping TEN games in the early window, which is asking an awful lot of Scott Muthafuckin' Hanson and his RedZone crew.