Hippo’s Mid-week Waking Nightmare (part el tres)

King Hippo - April 20, 2022April 20, 2022

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don't want to acquire the nickname "Stumpy." (this opener accompanied a winner, and I am superstitious as fuck) As during the last two Bitter Blue torture sessions, I will add my instant reactions as the match progresses (with time

Saturday Nihilism Night

Open Threads

King Hippo - April 16, 2022April 16, 2022

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Seriously, am I really gonna have to watch the Zombie USFL? This is what happens when you are a lazy piece of shit and don't believe in human activity. Things learned earlier: Momentum is tomorrow's starting pitcher. See Spurs and Brighton, on opposing ends of that spectrum. I cashed a nice

Half-Schedule Weekend – Lesser Footy Open Thread

King Hippo - April 16, 2022April 15, 2022

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This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw a truly heroic effort by rockingdog's Chelski squadron mid-week, but the Real Cuntfaces got off the mat and advanced. Kings of Shithousery Atleti (meant mostly as

Saturday NIght State of the World Thread

Open Threads

King Hippo - April 9, 2022April 9, 2022

In case you aren't depressed enough already, read this. Fucking Rooskies, man. There's not much one can do, though. Nuke them, and the world ends. Do nothing, and feel like the West is just letting YET ANOTHER genocide happen. I hate this timeline. Sportsball? Apologies, I had family duty so only saw Very

Welcome BACK To Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging

King Hippo - April 9, 2022April 9, 2022

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Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don't want to acquire the nickname "Stumpy." As during mid-week's torture session, I will add my instant reactions as the match progresses (with time stamps) in the body of the post. I used to regularly live blog NC State

Welcome to Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging

King Hippo - April 6, 2022April 6, 2022

As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like so much hog fat. There is but one thing left, surviving the death blow. No matches look larger than "crucial relegation six-pointer" away to Burnley. Most Bitter

Abandoning Non-Footy Saturday Night Thread

King Hippo - April 2, 2022April 2, 2022

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As we get ready for the goriest autumnal FITBAW ORGY EVAR, it's time to bury the dross. I am giving up on both MLB and JV hoopsball. They have both disappointed me beyond all Festivus limits. This year's Fuck Off Four will be fellated endlessly by the media, but it's horrid

Spare Us The Qatar! – World Cup Draw Roundtable

King Hippo - April 2, 2022April 2, 2022

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Are you ready for some desert football? Because you'll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this morning, but feel free to sleep in. The 7:00 fixture is going to make the Final Four seem fellatio-free. Bees/Chelski is in the barrel at 10:00 (USA),

2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Sunday Thread

Fuck You America

King Hippo - March 27, 2022March 26, 2022

I now remember how/why/how much I hate basketball. But, I have imaginarium obligations, so the games are below. I have added a picture of Kaylyn Kyle, because (i) she is PERFECT; and (ii) all eyes are on Canadia Lesser Footy this weekend. The rest is just trash to pass the

2022 Post-Plague “Madness Can Go Screw” Flacco Eight Thread

King Hippo - March 26, 2022March 26, 2022

Saturday Morning Nihilism – The Kyiv Mule

King Hippo - March 26, 2022March 25, 2022

Ya Lebowski, we believe een na-shing!! - so says this late March morning during a stupid international break. So, without stealing any of Sharky's thunder (he's the one who teaches all y'all of classy, legitimate cocktails), I wanted to introduce the Clubhouse to two friends. On the right, my 2nd favoUrite brand of

2022 Post-Plague Madness – Octavos de Final Thread Numero Dos

King Hippo - March 25, 2022March 23, 2022

Night two, and you get to scan the following bullshit before turning your eyes towards the sexy thread. 15E St. Peter's (+12.5) v. 3E Purdue (7:09, CBS) A warning for Purdue Pete - you probably think you dodged a major bullet with this matchup. That's what Murray State thought, too. And they