Holy shit, what do you say about The Game That Had Everything? OK, Homer - maybe not Morganna the Kissing Bandit or the return of Jim Brown. But hot damn, Tits/WKRP was some proper footy. Margins were very thin. Yes, el Tractorcito played, and played pretty well. But...deffo not 100%. Speed
Author: King Hippo
The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search...have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez is gone, and I can watch my beloved Toffees again. Which is timely, given that Everton/Villa are the wakey-bakey Saturday offering (7:30, USA). Slippy G returns to
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, 2021 Season
Mini-Hippo Wild Card Thoughts
Good morning, fellow dick joke enthusiasts. You may have noticed that Super-Duper-Mega Wild Card Bitches! weekend began yesterday. Two FITBAW games on the docket - well, one game and one brutal skullfucking. That's Rikki's Raiders! met up with Team WKRP in what was, despite the shambolic officiating, an excellent game. A
Afrikan Euros In DFO Lesser Spotlight – Sabado Open Thread
So many fixtures, so many tWBS scorelines. Perhaps his ghost is dancing in the stands with the Senegalese support. First, the distasteful White Devil preliminaries. NBC/USA is paywalling the City/Chelski brekkie match (7:30, Peacock). Kind of a dick move, especially when trying to get viewership used to the new channel and
JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 18, 2021 Season.
A Sunday Night Win/Draw and IN Thread
That's right. Tonight could be the greatest night of our lives. It is in the interest of Les Clippers du Merde and That's Rikki's Raiders to do nothing but take knees tonight. A draw gets both into the playoffs. And people's heads would goddamned explode at the audacity. Look, George Carlin basically raised me
