"We know everything there is to know about choking" says five-year veteran.
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
Jeremy Maclin Makes Huge Mistake
"I really wanted to fuck up my chance to make a real difference with a great team," says the newly-signed Baltimore Raven receiver.
Cleveland Roulette: Garrett or Trubisky?
CrimeBeat!: Bat Country Edition
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to WhyEaglesWhy. Can you hear it? Can you hear the low, menacing rumble, like a thousand Peter Kings' stomaches in an Acela™ Quiet Car? That's the sound of the City of
CrimeBeat!: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride Edition
49ers GM Invites Scorned Raider Fans to “Come and Jump On Our Train”
Invitation seen as an olive branch to woo back lucrative Hobo Demographic lost after Tomsula firing.
OWNERS APPROVE RAIDERS’ MOVE TO LAS VEGAS BY 31-1 VOTE
"Why can't we get that kind of solidarity behind naked greed?" asks Paul Ryan
Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that's as high as he can count now.
CrimeBeat!: Gift Horse Edition Part I
CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still
Better Know A Guy Who’s Going To Screw Up Your Franchise For The Next 2-4 Years: Aftermath Edition
Whelp, the NFL Head Coaching Carousel appears to have come to a screeching halt with Kyle Shanahan's coronation as 49er's head "coach". Unless, of course, Jim Irsay reawakens from one of his quaalude-induced power naps and drops the hammer on Chuck Pagano. So: who is going to be the albatross around
