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Quickie: A Special Message to Packers Shareholders

[Ed. Note–New School Zero sent me an email from the not too distant future–only a few days, in fact, but he said it was…

Thanks to a speedy delivery, my new router came in today and I’m back on the internet at home. So I boot up the…

Head Bro Seth: Dudebro, this whole Uproxx thing is, like, sweet. We even got, like, KSK now and that place is TEH SHIT, right?…

Just a short update for all you loyal readers today. Fear not, I’m sniffing out a game-changing scoop as I write this, but I…

So this happened. After chuckling to myself about bad PR befalling the Patriots yet again, I googled for a 2011 Mercedes Maybach. It would…

I’m calling it now: PK is going to blather on about the Triple Crown win–rich people winning things is like a light bulb to…

Friends, loyal readers, and all of my ex-wives: Yes, I DO still exist, which should please two out of three of those categories. Reports…

This is a post to say that I have posts I’m intending to write but I am too busylazy to write them–otherwise known as…

It feels like there’s been a lot of grousing about things lately–and likely for good reason–but I figure we may as well make an…

Since there’s really no news of any sort to cover right now, other than Underball Swede-ing his own New England-based version of “Big Fan”,…