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    [DFO] Status Update

    August 7, 2015

    Hi everybody. WHAT A WEEK! WHAT A GLORIOUS WEEK! In just one week since the events of 7/31/15, the views of our site have…

  • The Do’s and Don’t’s of Great Brownies

    The Do’s and Don’t’s of Great Brownies

    August 5, 2015

    Tonight I’m making my can’t-fail : brownie recipe to take some treats into work tomorrow, which brought to might making a post out of it.…

  • Thirsty Thursday

    Thirsty Thursday

    July 30, 2015

    I’m so thirsty. Won’t someone give me something to drink? I feel like I haven’t had a drink in ages. Why am I so…

  • Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

    Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Asks You To Give

    July 27, 2015

    Dateline: July 27, 2015 Hello, loyal Winstonians! My drunken summer vacation dried up like a Palm Springs housewife recently, and, boy, did I have…

  • [BOOK FLIES OPEN] – A List Of Things That Didn’t Kill Me

    [BOOK FLIES OPEN] – A List Of Things That Didn’t Kill Me

    July 24, 2015

    [I’d like to thank yeah right for starting the book articles going, and apologies for changing up the article naming convention, but I couldn’t…

  • Meanwhile, in San Diego…

    Meanwhile, in San Diego…

    July 16, 2015

    City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…

  • [Wallet flies open]: Fuck MS

    [Wallet flies open]: Fuck MS

    July 14, 2015

    Some of you may remember this from last year–kommenters really came through big (OH YEAH!)–but I’m fundraising for the Bike MS Oregon ride again.…

  • A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL

    A Mostly Straight Male’s Guide to Magic Mike XXL

    July 7, 2015

    [Apologies to every blogger everywhere who has used this format before me] While everyone was suffering through the heat wave and massive crowds to…

  • More characters from “The Room” seek advice

    More characters from “The Room” seek advice

    July 6, 2015

    [Ed. Note–While Johnny was the first to ask for it, the other characters in The Room also (obviously) need help as well. For reasons that will…

  • NSA Telephone Transcript #14B688UC11

    NSA Telephone Transcript #14B688UC11

    July 3, 2015

    [brief ringing sound, then a phone picking up] OSZ: Hello? [No response. Background noise sounds like a large group of people talking all at…

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