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CAKE SUCKS! A Sunday Gravy After School Special.
Valentines day it was. I was at my horrible job embarrassing chickens yet again. When in walks a very lovely lady carrying a balloon…
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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Leftovers?! Scramble!
Good afternoon, denizens of debauchery. I am here to tickle your taste buds as our own Yeah Right enjoys a week off from being…
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Iron Cook with Low Commander: Enhanced Fried Rice
Good afternoon, folks. Yeah Right was summoned to a pizza battle earlier this week and was unable to facilitate this edition of Sunday Gravy…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate
Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I’ve enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this…
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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…