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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On The Saggy Balls Of #Deflategate
Dateline: May 6, 2015 Greetings and salutations, patient readers! I’ve enjoyed my time away from my trusty word processor on my forced vacation this…
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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…
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Boring Friday Post
Hello. My name is OldSchoolZero and I’d like to talk at you for a while. Please feel free to fall asleep, or masturbate and…
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An evening of SESTOSTERONE!
I’ll update this in a bit with actual information and tidbits from the evening, but for now… OH HAI MARK! Update: The evening began…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Wintson Interviews Philip Rivers
Dateline: April 14th, 2015 Hello, dear readers, and welcome to a special dispatch from the road. I’d normally be filling your eyes with typeset…
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OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they’re hiring me! I’M A WINNER TODAY! Not…
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Kommenter Kocktail… uh… Society: Lime Appreciation Day
I rediscovered one of my favorite cocktails the other night, and in PK style, I’m not going to talk about it for at least…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston On Female Refs in the NFL
Dateline: April 3, 2015 Right of the bat, my loyal readers, that date tells you a critical piece of information: this is no April…
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Phriday Photo Phun
I’ve had enough of this damn week, so I’m going to fill this space with some pictures. That one above is from last September…
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Local Beat Reporter Bud Winston Covers the Super Bowl
Dateline: March 18th, 2015 I apologize for the tardiness of my words, loyal readers of mine, as a conflagration of certain personal proclivities and…