Author: scotchnaut

Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview

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Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare that isn't what he used to be. Tom Coughlin limped away last year at the behest of head office and tens of thousands of fans despite

Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread

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Aren't breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I was at the grocery store and I was completely blown away by a perfect set. They were sticking out like a sore thumb at the deli

Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread

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Somewhere in China, an orphaned baby girl is smiling for no reason that she can determine. No, it's not because "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" were able to finally come up with the extra $500 "processing and fondling fee" on top of the $99.99 sale price. She's smiling because after what

Your “Still High On De Grasse” Olympics Open Thread

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That's some garbage newspaper-level punning right there! There's a ton of fantastic sports action going on right now for a guy that may have skipped work to get day-drunk. Here's what's on tap/currently tapping- Badminton, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Boxing, Canoe/Kayak, Cycling, Diving, Equestrian, Gymnastics, Handball, Field Hockey, [takes a deep breath]  Sailing,

Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

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My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn't even exist! Texans/49'ers-After getting kicked to the curb

Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread

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Dear Diary: It's been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don't get me wrong-I love football but the second half of these games look like a bunch of anonymous wrestling fans enjoying their day-pass from some anger management facility. The thing is...there's a ton of compelling drama going

Your “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!-The Redux” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

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Although his powers of evil are completely capable of making it happen, not even RGshithead (that's Roger Goodell) would cancel six games.  Right? (my glass is half full btw) So here we are-cheering for football itself, our fave teams and most importantly, NO INJURIES. This is who we are, folks.