Author: Senor Weaselo

House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco

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Hey there, lizard people. we're back, and like the Hess truck, we're better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far, my eyes are up here. All right, well, we're back anyway, the level of back-ness is up for debate. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain.

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT

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BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn't like his personality. Or the time he danced with a penalty flag. NEVER FORGET. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDRjT7JWeM Teams including the Vikings are already reaching out to King about his services, but his plan is to wait until

Your “Quality Outdoor Drinking Time” MLB Preview (Also I Guess Your Opening Day Thursday Afternoon Thread)

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Ah, spring. Birds chirping, not wearing eight different layers to take out the garbage, and the Italian ice stand down the block finally opening. Oh, and I guess it's baseball season too. It's Opening Day, and bunting makes everything better in my eyes. I need to get some when I

A House of Pain Special! The Dankest Memesauce

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We're back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and for this first episode or post or whatever of the 2018 offseason, I've got a doozy. First

Vignettes from Russell Wilson’s First Day of Camp

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Monday morning, Tampa, FL. A car pulls up into the parking lot at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Russell Wilson: Well, here I am, first day as a Yankee. (He looks up.) How about that, Dad? We said one day it would be awesome to wear the pinstripes, and sure enough. (He parks and gets

Partying in the Underworld

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It's a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it's Senor Weaselo, who else would it be? Senor: All right, done for the day. Maybe I'll get a bagel and a haircut? His phone starts ringing and popping up on the

Your “Wait, HIM?!?” TGISF Friday Evening Open Thread

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Howdy, lizard people, it's time for another House of Pain with your friendly neighborhood… hold on, I'm getting something in my fake earpiece. …I'm doing what? Are you sure? Me? Okay, just remember who's doing it when it becomes a shitshow! Welp, I've got bad news, this isn't House of Pain, and

And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBZ7AfZR9xs (It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and

[DFO] Presents: Bowl Game Or Not a Bowl Game?

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JV footy bowl season is upon us, chock full of games between teams you weren't sure existed, from conferences you've never heard of, playing in bowl games that you're sure the broadcasters are pulling out of their asses, because that's not a real company sponsoring this supposed bowl game. I