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Your “TWO Tiebreakers?!?” Monday Afternoon Open Thread
The baseball regular season is over and we have our ten teams playing in the postseason. And the American League is nice and cut…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Go for 3!
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, the Dutch had a rough go, Chomp learned about the foibles of technology, and we met…
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BattleBots Beat: Just How Much Tech Can Be Wrecked?
That’s a double meaning in the title, due to my laptop being out of commission. Whoever said “hard drive error,” you win! You don’t…
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The Return (and Rebranding) of the BattleBots Beat!
A long time ago (2015 does feel like an eternity), the most-recognized American robot fighting tournament came back to TV. Yes, BattleBots came back,…
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Partying in the Underworld
It’s a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it’s Senor Weaselo, who…
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Your “Wait, HIM?!?” TGISF Friday Evening Open Thread
Howdy, lizard people, it’s time for another House of Pain with your friendly neighborhood… hold on, I’m getting something in my fake earpiece. …I’m…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn’t quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn’t work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb
Haldo, we’re back by not-that-popular demand! I’m still Senor Weaselo, and this is still House of Pain where I eat hot sauces normal sane people…