No, not that one. Definitely not that one. Even if it is Squidward doing it.
This is The Last Dab. Background time!
Hot Ones is a webseries hosted by Sean Evans where he asks celebrities questions as they eat progressively spicer chicken wings. The first wing is relatively mild (depending on
I promise to keep it shorter this time!
Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since I taught in the morning and afternoon, and I drove there and parking was… eh, not the worst I've experienced. Thank goodness it was Sunday so no
Hey there, lizard people. we're back, and like the Hess truck, we're better than ever!
/Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far, my eyes are up here.
All right, well, we're back anyway, the level of back-ness is up for debate. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain.
We're back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and for this first episode or post or whatever of the 2018 offseason, I've got a doozy. First
(Electric Boogaloo didn't quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn't work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where was I? Oh yeah.)
So another year, another expo, another evening and following day of gastrointestinal discomfort, all that good stuff. I don't have to give as
Haldo, we're back by not-that-popular demand! I'm still Senor Weaselo, and this is still House of Pain where I eat hot sauces normal sane people probably shouldn't, because I'm neither normal nor sane!
Last time I went on about the hot sauce that started this whole shebang many years ago. This time
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our favorite new drink. Our first hit of that sweet primo shit that makes you feel… wait a minute. Sorry, I digressed. Um, Senor Weaselo here, Yeah
Good evening. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, "How much hot sauce can one consume until they combust?" That's a good question, and maybe we'll find an answer for it, in which case you're all invited to