Donks 2018 – Welcome to SWAG World

That's right, baby.  Ain't nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he's the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get kicked out of fucking Clemson yet be 10 times smarter than functional illiterate Paxton Lynch.  Anyway, here's the delightful Brandon Perna to take you through Swag

Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

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