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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…
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Go Home, Fate, You’re Drunk: 2019 Detroit Lions at the Bye
[INTERIOR, STAGE WITH CLOSED CURTAIN. From offstage, muffled and slurred shouts are heard, mostly inaudible but include variations on “Not goin’ outthere!” and “You…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
People come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. From my perspective the challenge becomes how to use their disadvantages against them. I won’t…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)
EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 7
INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT Balls: So, where exactly are we…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6
INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5
EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We’re here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren’t you happy that we flew WOW airlines…