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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…
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Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit…
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“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.
Banner image via I’m just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream…
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Cabin Fever – Canadian edition
HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of “Quarantining Today.” I’m your host, [name redacted], and we’re checking in with some of our favoUrite DFO…
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Crisis Response
The M — Henderson — 8:44 PM Seated in a private dining room, higher and more exclusive than any of the host resort’s 390…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Author’s Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a…
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Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn’t disappointed with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…