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Crisis Response
The M — Henderson — 8:44 PM Seated in a private dining room, higher and more exclusive than any of the host resort’s 390…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Author’s Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a…
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Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn’t disappointed with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…
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Go Home, Fate, You’re Drunk: 2019 Detroit Lions at the Bye
[INTERIOR, STAGE WITH CLOSED CURTAIN. From offstage, muffled and slurred shouts are heard, mostly inaudible but include variations on “Not goin’ outthere!” and “You…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
People come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. From my perspective the challenge becomes how to use their disadvantages against them. I won’t…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 8 (Le Dénouement)
EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try…