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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it’s a wise move to go back to the pub?…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin’ Hank to…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1
INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat…
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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue
Previously, on Goddess… Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog
Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don’t know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album “Disintegration” from beginning to…
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Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or…
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Your “Raging Semi” College Basketball Game Intro And Saturday Night Open Thread
King Hippo gave me the raging semi, by the way. He’s good like that-a real solid internet buddy, as opposed to all you viscous,…