Boris’s Week Three DFS Writeup

borisnow - September 25, 2021September 25, 2021

Boris’s Week Three DFS Writeup It’s been a long week. Between being busy at work and the losses incurred during week two, I have been eager to try and make amends for week 3, whilst finding time to put in the research. The bankroll took a big ole hit last week,

So Much Lesser, So Little Time

King Hippo - September 25, 2021September 24, 2021

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Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don't go together too well. But sitting around watching glorious footy? That's a bingo. How weird is this? Both Manchester teams in the "up with the roosters slot." The marquee being

Boris’s Week Two Autopsy

borisnow - September 20, 2021September 20, 2021

Boris's Week Two Autopsy Again, here is where I will dissect my own advice. What went well, what did not, and what was missed. That late hammer I was talking about? I guess it was the one from Thor Ragnarok. Seriously, when Cate Blanchett breaks Mjölnir, I got rattled...just like yesterday. My lineups

Week 2, 2021 – Early Games Filler Thread

King Hippo - September 19, 2021

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Still waiting to hear from Scotchy, but figured I should barf this up just in case (It's at least a START, fatty! - Karen C.) Bengals (+1.5) at Bears What a Brave New World, Bearistocrats! have sucked and fucked their way to not even getting the "standard 3" home to Team WKRP.

Late Fixtures Ahoy! Saturday Night Open Thread

King Hippo - September 18, 2021September 18, 2021

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What did we learn? I tell yew whut. I suck at GAMBLOR. Seriously, I bet ACTUAL MONEYS on Wazzu beating Troi Boiz. A-C-C is A-S-S (see Pitt, Miami). Everton is who we thought they were. Man City made Wakey very happy today. Wolves might be in relegation danger. Alabama is

Boris’ Week One Autopsy

borisnow - September 13, 2021September 13, 2021

Boris’s Week One Review So many analysts I have followed and listened to over the years neglect to do one thing I think is important for credibility: dissect their own advice after the games have been played. In the space below, I will show you my lineups, tell you how I

Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread

King Hippo - September 11, 2021September 11, 2021

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I didn't learn much today, that shouldn't already be glaringly obvious: Don't bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don't bet on Illinois. Maybe don't bet on JV NFL, like, at all?? Ronaldo can still excel as a flat track bully. Arsenal will not go pointless for the 2021-22 season/ So

Boris’s DFS Week One Writeup

borisnow - September 11, 2021September 11, 2021

Boris’s DFS Week One Writeup Happy weekend everyone. I know that Saturday may be a tough day for some, it certainly is a day I’ve been and continue to be affected by, but it also serves as a nice reminder about how lucky we are to get to watch football, and

A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread

King Hippo - September 11, 2021September 10, 2021

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Guten morgen, y'all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry aanniversary. NEVAR stop learnin! Lesser Footy comes back from its dumbass international break, with Spurs and rebuilding Palace leading things off (7:30, NBCSN). If early fixtures are

Boris’ Daily Fantasy Preview – Le Début

ballsofsteelandfury - September 6, 2021September 5, 2021

Editor's Note: We are lucky enough to have another of our readers, Borisnow, volunteer to write something for the site! Boris is not a Russian bot, as far as I know, and quite frankly if he brings Natasha with him, he can write anything he wants. Here is his debut

Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part Two)

King Hippo - September 4, 2021September 4, 2021

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Did you enjoy the early slate? Here is what Hippo learned, assuming I don't nod off and forgets to update: There's watching flies fuck (h/t Carlin, George) and then there is B1G "action." You'll do well to see a worse, sloppier (yet still competitive) game all season. And both these squadrons

Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)

King Hippo - September 4, 2021September 4, 2021

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Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss. No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway. Good thing the teevee folks managed to fanagle a strong Week One slate. Among the fixtures Hippo suggests watching: Paedo State (+5.5) at Wisconsin (Noon, Fox) Walking penis James Franklin is