Boris’s Week Two Autopsy

Boris's Week Two Autopsy   Again, here is where I will dissect my own advice. What went well, what did not, and what was missed.   That late hammer I was talking about? I guess it was the one from Thor Ragnarok. Seriously, when Cate Blanchett breaks Mjölnir, I got rattled...just like yesterday.   My lineups

Boris’ Week One Autopsy

Boris’s Week One Review    So many analysts I have followed and listened to over the years neglect to do one thing I think is important for credibility: dissect their own advice after the games have been played. In the space below, I will show you my lineups, tell you how I

Inshallah – A Very Special 9/11 Footballing Evening Thread

I didn't learn much today, that shouldn't already be glaringly obvious: Don't bet on Tennessee. For the love of Christ, don't bet on Illinois. Maybe don't bet on JV NFL, like, at all?? Ronaldo can still excel as a flat track bully. Arsenal will not go pointless for the 2021-22 season/ So

Boris’s DFS Week One Writeup

Boris’s DFS Week One Writeup Happy weekend everyone. I know that Saturday may be a tough day for some, it certainly is a day I’ve been and continue to be affected by, but it also serves as a nice reminder about how lucky we are to get to watch football, and

A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread

Guten morgen, y'all.  I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year.  20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry aanniversary.  NEVAR stop learnin! Lesser Footy comes back from its dumbass international break, with Spurs and rebuilding Palace leading things off (7:30, NBCSN).  If early fixtures are

Saturday JV-palooza Open Thread (Part One)

Sadly, we are on international break, so there is no Lesser Footy to discuss.  No Lesser Footy of any consequence, anyway.  Good thing the teevee folks managed to fanagle a strong Week One slate.  Among the fixtures Hippo suggests watching: Paedo State (+5.5) at Wisconsin (Noon, Fox) Walking penis James Franklin is

JV NFL Opening(ish) Night! Open Thread

The tevee fuckadoos called last Saturday "Week Zero" - even though the results count (sorry, Cornfuckers).  So in a technical sense (the best kind of right!) tonight is Week 1 kickoff.  You have some halfway decent fixtures! Temple (+14) at Rutgers (6:30, BTN) Y'all remember I called (and wagered) the ML for