Coffin Lid Flies Open Hey hey all! Hope this post finds you in good spirits. As many of you know by now, Ravens WR and notable baby pugilist Steve Smith announced his pending retirement at the end of the 2015 season. The boisterous and sometimes controversial player has decided to put
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Duchess’ Arbitrary Debate Awards
If you made it through the debate without, as 5Chan would say, "An heroing". Congrats! Now for some made up rewards. Best Impression of the Factory of Sadness Three-way tie - Jeb Bush was flat, Rand Paul lacks the weird charisma his father has, and Chris Christie... can a New York/New Jersey politician run on
Must Hate See T.V. – 2016 G.O.P. Line Up Announced
/Stadium lights darken and fog machine kicks in //Music and laser show began https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqby02qjKD8 ///Screen flashes "R U E" I CAN'T HEAR YOU INTERWEBS!!!! Coming in first he is leading the poles and not just the ones where he finds his future wives. The man who has shown the easiest way to make $5 million
