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PICKING A WINNER!

Hey. I’m Fronkenshteen. I found the old place when Deadspin linked to a KSK post. It may have been an NFL Dance Party gif…

Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…

I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…

They fucked up. Yup, the Gods of DFO decided to let me write a regular post. There’s no going back now. Like Hunter Thompson…

Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you…

I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer. It is a nightmare, naturally, as…

Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…

Last night, the San Diego Padres made history by being the first team ever to be held scoreless through 27 consecutive innings (3 full…

Oh god. The nightmares. The craving. The soul-crushing emptiness for those of us who do not Sully Ourselves with thoughts of Lesser Sports. The…

345 Park Avenue, New York [Roger Goodell is sitting alone in his office in a massive black leather desk chair, humming the NFL Red…