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Scary NFL Stories: The Experiment
(Scene: a nondescript room with two doors—one far, one near—but no windows, and two tables and chairs. On one table is a large box…
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“A Hitch in the Hook-up” – A DFO Hallowe’en Story
It was a dank cold day in October, and the clock was striking “Fuck you”. John had just gone through another weekend alone. He…
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The Man With The Golden Arm* (A [Late] Cowboys At The Bye Week Horror Tale)
*pictured above is the latest x-ray of Tony Romo’s spine. Once upon a time there was a Man who seemed to have it all.…
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TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread
Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…
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Stab My Ears with Broken Mirros
I love music. You name it, I will listen to it. Except new country, I’d rather be locked in a closet with Cris Collinsworth,…
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Getting to Know the New Dallas Quarterback.
*Banner photo courtesy of Getty Images [interior new Dallas Cowboys practice facility with OC Scott Linehan and HC Jason Garrett] JG: “Hey Scott!” SL:…
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Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread
There’s a game tonight? THERE’S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because…
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Dallas Cowboys 2016: A Season Of Redemption & Donuts & Suspensions Oh My!
You may remember that last year’s initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo’s Dallas…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…