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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…
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Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls
“Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…
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TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in. Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I…
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Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…
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A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.
Int: A very dark and damp room. The only sounds are a steady drip of water and quiet sobs and moans. Victim #3: “Hello?…
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MILLENIALS ARE PIGS AND SHOULD BE IMPRISONED
If you’re a millennial, you are a douche-pussy. And I fucking hate you. If you’re a millennial and reading this article, or a regular…
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DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins
You might have heard on the news that there’s an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have…
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The Last Yard
The Last Yard – Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016 We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the…
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The Itchy Brain
The NFL player awoke Monday morning with his normal headache, along with the typical aches and pains of a Monday after a tough game. …
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DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut
EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: “Damn, Antonio! You can catch…