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  • NFL Coaching Carousel Special

    NFL Coaching Carousel Special

    January 4, 2017

    That’s a funny word.  Carousel.  Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh.  Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired.  Coaches be gettin’ rumored.  Let’s get…

  • Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls

    Winter, You Can Frostbite My Balls

    December 21, 2016

    “Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. “ Willa Cather wrote that and…

  • TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread

    December 16, 2016

    I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in.  Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I…

  • Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)

    December 10, 2016

    Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell.  Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving…

  • A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.

    A Correction is Made. A Promise is Kept.

    November 9, 2016

    Int: A very dark and damp room. The only sounds are a steady drip of water and quiet sobs and moans. Victim #3: “Hello?…

  • MILLENIALS ARE PIGS AND SHOULD BE IMPRISONED

    MILLENIALS ARE PIGS AND SHOULD BE IMPRISONED

    November 7, 2016

    If you’re a millennial, you are a douche-pussy. And I fucking hate you. If you’re a millennial and reading this article, or a regular…

  • DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

    DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins

    November 4, 2016

    You might have heard on the news that there’s an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have…

  • The Last Yard

    The Last Yard

    October 31, 2016

    The Last Yard – Spooky NFL Halloween Stories, 2016   We are at an unknown and unrecognizable football field, shrouded in mist, and the…

  • The Itchy Brain

    The Itchy Brain

    October 31, 2016

    The NFL player awoke Monday morning with his normal headache, along with the typical aches and pains of a Monday after a tough game. …

  • DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

    DFO Halloween Stories: Mr. Brown’s Shortcut

    October 31, 2016

    EXT: Pittsburgh Steelers practice facility. Antonio Brown and Markus Wheaton are catching passes from a Jugs passing machine: Markus Wheaton: “Damn, Antonio! You can catch…

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