Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-5

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I don't know why the phrase, "Omigod you're going to make me watch Italian cinema!" pops into my head right now. God Bless You, 2Pack! And God bless those gorgeous Italian ladies... So, aside from insanely hot Europeans, what is there to talk about? Current Events This week culminated with Trump telling the Ukrainian

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-4

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Another golf double-header for me this weekend. I played in a tournament today and I've got another one tomorrow. Today's tourney was a standard scoring type while tomorrow's is a unique format I've never played: A one-man scramble. Apparently, you get to hit every shot twice (except you can only

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that tWBS could do that would not hurt anyone and were coming up blank.  Their brains were so taxed with the effort that they didn’t even bother

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for a second and then started to panic. “Wait!  You haven’t!” “Dude, I’m not that sick!” “Yeah you are!” “Well, I’ll have you know.  I’m not.  Besides, Lady Balls is not and has

Instant Non-Hippo Thoughts – Post Superb Owl Edition Part Deux

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I thought this was the first time I'd be playing Substitute Teacher for Ye Olde Hippo but I discovered that I had previously substituted when he decided to boycott the Super Bowl when Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Bucs beat the same KC Chiefs playing the Philly Eagles in

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-2

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It is Superb Owl Eve and throughout the DFO clubhouse not a creature is stirring because they're all taking a nap prior to getting wasted and then sleeping it off until kickoff/halftime. That applies, of course, to those that celebrate. Many will not be watching for Chiefs-related reasons. I'll be watching

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks.  If you really get a hold of it, you can reach Catalina Island. Balls stepped up to the tee confident and happy about how the round had

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-1

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I guess I'm back on! I know I did these last year but I forgot there were no games today. I am committed to doing these again this year, so strap yourselves in! What to talk about? Current Events Today, the Trump administration slapped tariffs on goods from Mexico, Canada, and China. Somewhere,

Ballsy’s 2025 Goals – End of January Update

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I don't really expect y'all to give a shit whether I achieve my goals or not but I'm writing this to keep myself accountable to myself. You're just innocent bystanders. If you, somehow, are able to get some positive motivation or laughs out of this, that's gravy. Without further ado: GOLF I