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YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish this. Jesus GETS titties and asses. This year, the 2025 AVN Awards Show is set to take place January 25, 2025 at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas. Tickets to the

WBALLS – Uptempo Depression!

Following in the heels of last week's Hippo Dedication Hour, we are following it up with more songs from The Cure that are, while still depressing in lyrics and message, danceable and upbeat. More in tune with yours truly. You're tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of

“There and Back Again” – The Hob-… er, The Falcons After Their Bye

Ugh, not this shit again. Anyway, it's me, Beerguyrob, and as per usual, I am preparing a bye-week-ish report on the Falcons and... Y'know what? No! I'm not doing this again. It's been almost eight years. How in the fuck did they end up as my team again? I'm going to

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Throwback Sports I Found on YouTube Edition!

Which is to say… did you know SlamBall's on YouTube now? I remember watching it on Spike. Also, I remember Spike, and I'm allowed to go down a rambling memory hole because it's my birthday. (It's also resident sandwich artist The Maestro's birthday!) No, I am not about to do

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Oh lord - where to begin? When the season started, I had a cautious optimism going in. If you read my award-adjacent preview, you knew that I was excited for the season to get going, even if I was reserved about their chances for actual, on-field success. They had a soft series

Götterdammerung: Your Wednesday Night Postmortem Thread

Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we're shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday? Fortunately I got out of my gig early enough to avoid the news from last night's event, but tonight might not be fun. Just three of us, keep

AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 4 and AFL Finals Week Three!

The AFL Grand Final is set, the AFLW schedule is crowded as fuck, and this DFO'er is still disappointed at this week's results. Let's see what happened. *** The AFLW Ladder *** The AFLW Results *** The AFLW Highlights https://youtu.be/NBrkSYgCDTM?si=ptEUac6xGHRNeVDU https://youtu.be/YL0FBOcwuHg?si=plKneS4BXLrhEAHT https://youtu.be/oi1YgPsE3z4?si=KJQf9YPbqHzlThpv https://youtu.be/pbz0Gkqs9fQ?si=1d57SsK3yHu2hrDR https://youtu.be/ya42L4iMfrI?si=kBeMrMdt4Rr7sMuJ https://youtu.be/NKm9kdLQedc?si=lJaU30qpXWFMYunW https://youtu.be/hpV_uRSeEMg?si=NY1RU2RVQqbxpjnN https://youtu.be/AMA1-ZDYWvY?si=7knKTbYYUfUHFs3H https://youtu.be/2YdAimawYX4?si=ai1838QMny35R_F7 https://youtu.be/ngL22B5Fg9A?si=k90zorYVsvIwzu4U https://youtu.be/i_Rc2KtgaUg?si=K0zA5AV-weEUmGp7 *** Next AFLW Round's Schedule AFL Finals Week Three Results AFL Finals Highlights https://youtu.be/zFvzbaqHYvs?si=CNOpPoMFG144tEm3 https://youtu.be/746UQHJ9YMo?si=vQ7LhyuA-1ZyY6m8 Next AFL Round Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments I

AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 3 and AFL Finals Week Two!

Two more teams got eliminated, the AFLW is still unpredictable as fuck, and a certain DFO'er is probably still pissed. Let's see what happened. *** The AFLW Ladder *** The AFLW Results *** The AFLW Highlights https://youtu.be/zNaBEw4rbF0?si=Bxier8pUJhfyl6Mf https://youtu.be/1iBM0JXPtvw?si=vpiUZcBcdsnjy2tI https://youtu.be/bNks3fL3pE0?si=nGQUCuwWN1kPb2N- https://youtu.be/upOf-ghLXcQ?si=dcKPQ9b--7btVmuJ https://youtu.be/xRleJOsJgdw?si=sBwpzF_oNZ4podIh https://youtu.be/sE9HDYfCeW8?si=SOBzgJ4yeSIQ-WkD https://youtu.be/ri7pcEqPOKo?si=qnB8-JlovMAvwsXj https://youtu.be/lM1a39F6dYI?si=bz5DZb-RysEyTOi1 https://youtu.be/1UN_F0YQWEs?si=T6BbWXKBUeImVTDS *** Next AFLW Round's Schedule AFL Finals Week One Results AFL Finals Highlights https://youtu.be/9Yf49iPMrPY?si=Ws8THQsxPMGDmW5c https://youtu.be/K0SrGnyncRw?si=6Iu-i4xAIFJOHPnJ Next AFL Round Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest *** Notes and Comments Dude. I watched the