Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 1

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Everything has been building towards this. Today, we find out what happens at the final bonfires. Will the couples stay together (snickers)? Will they break up embarrassingly on national TV and become the shame of their families? Here's hoping! Before we get

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 9

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is entitled "Romantic Getaways". It's possible that someone actually said those words during the episode, since everyone is dumb as a box of rocks. I'll keep my ears peeled for that. This is another one of those episodes where nothing much

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 8

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week's episode is titled "The Beginning of The End". I don't think anyone actually said those words during the episode, so my episode-naming theory needs to be reworked. Before we get started, let us refresh our memories as to what these idiot

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 7

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week's recap, I want to talk about the science of serialized TV shows. Have you ever noticed that sometimes there is one episode in which nothing much happens but it's still vital because it sets up the action for

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 6

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Before I get into this week's recap, I want to talk a bit about why I love this show so much. Last week, and really every week, you all wonder in amazement as to why I would put myself through this and write

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 5

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! It's a good thing I record these episodes because this week, there was some stuff that I had to rewind, pause, and play again to make sure I saw what I thought I saw. Also, Mark L called an audible that resulted in

Your “Happy Louis Riel/ Family/ Islander/ Nova Scotia Heritage/ Presidents Day” Open Thread

Yes,  today is all of those things! Except in the Canadian territories because,  much like the U.S., Canada could give two shits about territories. Apparently,  also the French-speaking province of Québec and the English-speaking province of Newfoundland and Labrador don't get a holiday today. Who did they piss off? Don't answer that. Let's take them

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 4

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week, we saw the rest of the second bonfire, the couples went on their third dates, and we had a third bonfire. Also, Kaci is starting to regret coming to this island. Before we get to the recap, let me refresh your memories

AVN Prédiction Results Special

The show is done, the orgies have finished, and the awards have been handed out. The pressing question inside each of your minds is, of course, how did Balls do in predicting the winners? Well, dear readers, the answer will be coming soon (seewhatididthere?) but first

Temptation Island Talk – Episode 3

Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! This week, we saw the rest of the first bonfire, the couples went on their second dates, and we had a second bonfire. Also, Javen is starting to grow up. Before we get to the recap, let me refresh your memories as to what

Your “When Does AAFL Season Start?” Monday Evening Open Thread

So, there is no news today, as the league basks in the warming glow of the positive vibes from yesterday's thrilling matchup. Let's take a look at some highlights: Fuck all y'all, Rams. You let the continent down. Oh, and do the fine folks in New Orleans - who believe that they