Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview

So, this feels appropriate.  Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike

Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care'” Monday Evening Open Thread

Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας! NFL Notes: The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away: A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol. He'll sit

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”

Tonight's Episode: "Special Sauce" The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought.  Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself.  As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”

Tonight's episode: "Model Behaviour" The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers.   The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week.  Maybe they were at the Brewfest?  All he knew is it was an inconvenience.  He would have to put everything in a bag

25 Questions About…

This I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out.  If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, "There goes Balls, going into something sexual again!  I wonder if he's going to talk about ass play again..."  Well, dear reader, you are partially correct.  As you well know, I can

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse.  The poker table had been well used on this night.  No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind.  Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

25 Questions About…

This Of course, I mean amateur photography.  In case you've living in a tree the last 50 years, here's the full sketch: Now, I've noticed that we have a lot of awesome photographers here in the DFO stable.  Over the holiday, I was impressed with the fireworks photos posted by Brick and

White Men Deserve a Break

Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo's "In Defense of The White Male", published in the Boston Globe yesterday. It's reproduced below in normal font, commentary on italics.   EVERYWHERE I TURN these days I encounter the term “white male,” almost always used in a pejorative

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017.  It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right:  I gotta