Your “Nope – That’s Not Entertainment” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It is 100 days to the start of the NFL season. Not uncoincidentally, the NFLPA sent out a note to all registered player agents advising them on preparing their clients for a work stoppage in two years. And that they should budget for a work stoppage of a

Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread

It's a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers & bullshittery that accompany a holiday weekend and family get-together. NFL Nuggets: Unless you were under a rock, or out sweeping the clouds away, Bart Starr died, aged

Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger's family tried to extort between $1.5 - $5.0 million from him. A cousin in Louisiana was apparently going to tell the media that Tyrann Mathieu "did something" unless he got paid. When Mathieu blocked him on all media, the cousin

Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh's fourth team since being drafted, having played for the Lions, Dolphins, and Rams previously. To use nfl.com's assessment, Tampa released the 2010 #3 overall pick (Gerald McCoy) so

Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation.   A six-game suspension on a player's first violation stems from a positive test plus an attempt to manipulate or mask the result. There's no word on what he took. Also, he's pissed at the Cardinals, because

Your “Put Out To Pasture” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Everyone sounds surprised that Odell Beckham Jr. showed up for Browns OTAs. Freddie Kitchens ain't care: "There's no problem with Odell not being here," Kitchens said after the NFL Draft [in reference to team voluntary workouts]. "I'd rather him be here. He's not here. It's voluntary. That's what

Your “Making Do With What I Found” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Doug Baldwin, fresh off being cut by the Seahawks, has intimated his impending retirement via social media: https://twitter.com/DougBaldwinJr/status/1127772476291731456 In other Seahawks news, they've signed Geno Smith! He will compete with Paxton Lynch to be Russell's #1 backup & clipboard holder. Darren Woodson is leaving ESPN. He's claiming "business interests"

Your “Throwing Darts at the Sports Channels” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Proof that the NFL has access to my location: moar Seahawks news   The Seahawks have terminated the contracts of Doug Baldwin & Kam Chancellor due to failed physical designations. Chancellor was expected, as he famously refused to retire, and collected $6 million against the cap last year. Baldwin was

Your Hastily Conceived Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Sorry for the quality - we were short-staffed at school, and I could only put things together in chunks. NFL News: Overly conceived: Sean McVay says he was "over-prepared" for the Super Bowl. He claimed he spent the first week before the game watching every Patriots 2018 game, plus their Super