TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread

**Disclaimer....I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES.  As far as I know, she most definitely does not....(please do not sue DTZM) But it was pointed out to me while in Vegas last weekend, though in a subtle fashion admittedly (I'm looking at you Rikki Tikki Deadly and Rev Mayhem),

TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, maybe "LIVE from Vegas" is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I'm still on normal standard time....errrrr eastern standard time.  But regardless of being pre-written, by the time this post goes up on Friday evening, I and at least a few of our other imaginary peeps

TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yes,  I know.  I'm fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours...more or less. Don't care. I couldn't think of a better theme this week than Thanksgiving.  So sue me.  Whaddya want for nothing, a Rrrrrrrrubber Biscuit??? (obscure references ftw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSF9QT4jmsQ And trust

TGISF…aka Your “Don’t Build That Wall Just Yet” Sexy Friday Open Thread

So last week, I made a bit of a faux pas in the sports section of the TGISF entry.  While I had every intention of mentioning the Mexico/USA qualifier, I pulled a brain cramp on that one and simply forgot to put it in there.  BallsofSteelandFury, as he is apt

TGISF…aka “tWBS Watches Horrible Movies and TV Just to See Amanda Seyfried” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, it's true.  Perhaps sadly.  Pathetically?  Yeah, perhaps.  But still true nonetheless. I've watched so many horrible movies and TV shows, sometimes more often than I'd care to admit, just to watch that little quirky smirky smile on that adorable little face.  And the rest of her ain't bad, either.  Don't

TGISF…aka Hallelujah, Where’s the Tylenol…aka Sara Jean Underwood is a Goddess/Sexy Friday Open Thread

Damn....is it really Friday again already?  Yeesh, I really gotta stop drinking so much. The title for Sexy Friday this week should be self-explanatory.  You either love Sara Jean Underwood, or you are not a true human. And I'm not going to lie to you fine people.  It's been a tough couple

TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread

Last week I told you about some "scary" mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention.  This week, the scary is fun. So yeah, this week is tailor made for Sexy Friday IMHO.  Halloween is but three days away.  People dressing up in costume, pretending to be something they are not. That

TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party.  I hope you've all had a good week.  It's been a good one for me, and a good week is always appreciated in tWBS' world. As many of you are already aware I spent the bulk of last weekend in Appalachia trying

TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread

[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right...mildly).  He is wearing no pants.   He's holding a nearly empty fifth bottle of Grey Goose.  There are cuts and bruising above his left eye.  And he smells at least mildly (yeah right...mildly) of vodka, beer and shame.  He

TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”

Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that I'm a good choice to bring it to you.  A month ago I stated that those guys were some smart fellers.  Sadly, I'm no longer so certain.  Even

BREAKING NEWS

Chris Schauble - WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson - Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS - No, that's not what I'm talking about.  THIS Oh, Chris, you're being silly!  Wait!  I've got something in my ear.  We now go live to El Segundo to Kacey Montoya who has a live report