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Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health…
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I know. I’m fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours…more or…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Turkey Day, Continued
This week’s Beer Barrel is a sort of mystery. The facts are simple enough: At the store on Friday, I stumbled on a bottle…
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Christmas Lights: A Discussion
To clear the air, I haven’t been religious since I was eight years old. I would be an atheist but I don’t have the…