Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Your Marble League Rolldown 2022 Preview!

Yeah, I may still be dragging my feet on the Beaties, to the point that the BattleBots 2022 event (World Championship VII) has actually concluded filming! (Air date TBD) But it's also the time of year for the other non-human sport we follow, the Marble League! It's been a busy year

Wumbo Wednesday: TWIFY 2—Own Team Edition!

I was really looking forward to an LCS recap and Game 7 preview, because everyone knows that Game 7s are the best things in sports, unless your team is involved, then it's a monumental stress ball. But the only offense that came out of New York was the fans pelting noted

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)

Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. "Hooray!" said almost nobody outside of New York and Texas. Considering it's their third ALCS meeting in the last six years (and fourth playoff meeting in the last eight), I guess you

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Previews and Last Reviews

Let's actually start with the latter. I was all set to do the Beaties this week (though that would apparently require time to think about and write the thang ding), but then BattleBots dropped this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk0fgYlaack I'm not going to do a full play-by-play because you can just watch the thang ding—erhem,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Not Quite Sunday Gravy

Evening lizard peo—*gets message through earpiece*—Wait, really? I knew it was an Illuminati joke, but… ahh, I gotcha. Damn bigots, it's why we can't have nice things. Fine, though that does kill a long-running bit, but we're nothing if not trying to be better people. Anyway… For your reading pleasure tonight…

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYhP9iZHss Whoever it was who liked my RNG goddesses Anna joke from way back when, here's another Fire Emblem joke. You're welcome. No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMdLj0bx8g No word on whether they steal the Declaration of Independence. …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Dean Martin Not Included

Call me crazy, but there are better moon-related songs. Like the one that was in my head this weekend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfLkYpOglA The opera is Rusalka, if you're curious. This past weekend, in addition to being 9/11, was the Mid-Autumn Festival (aka Tsukimi aka Chuseok aka Tét Trung Thu, depending on country of origin). Most

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?

Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you haven’t, read that. I’ll spare the “ramble about the Jets even though at this point I don’t actually get to watch” and go with the nickname

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Obligatory 2022 Fantasy Football Names Post

Well, it's time for a tradition unlike any other. No, it's not The Masters, it's everyone's favorite attempt to be clever and/or raunchy, the nth annual Guide to Fantasy Football names! As I just said, it's about being witty, it's about being potentially offensive, it's about being so offensive that it

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: This Bleeping Week

Evening, lizard people. I'm writing this a little after midnight, therefore it's Wednesday morning, to bitch and/or moan and/or kvetch. It's been a rough few days. -Friday night/Saturday morning: Someone broke into my car. I'm glad that nothing was broken, no glass shattered, and the locks are their usual sometimes-working, which

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Yes, We Attend Concerts Too

Once again, a good evening. This is Wumbo Wednesday, and to answer everyone's questions from last week, or I guess originally my question… well, still nothing moved me, and it's admittedly tough knowing you won't be able to watch the majority of games due to spending Saturday mornings driving Senorita