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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Another Mobile Edition
Sorry folks, no Boots on the Ground from last night. One, the semi-anonymity of the site means that although my exploits are known here…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: With Bated Breath…
Definitely not that bated, heads out of the gutter. South American (and also Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama and the U.S.) Euros start…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition
Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “So, how was Boston, Senor?”
It was nice, thanks for asking. As much as one would say that there’s nothing like getting dressed up to get drunk (specifically, Hermana…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview
Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start.
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Summer Lull
My work for the semester ended last week, and I’m waiting on any potential summer assignments, so it’s a bit of waiting game.
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: My One Braincell, Subway Edition
The following are things that have actually happened to me on the trains this week. They are pretty dumb. These are my stories. -So,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One He Retroactively Named
Well, hopefully everyone’s rested up for playoff overtime hockey. Either that or resetting the “It has been X days since Rashee Rice has gotten…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The “F Maxey” Edition
Still bummed? Yes. Game and series in the bag, and then a 4-point play here, a logo 3 there, and a little heavy on…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: ‘Twas the Night Before Draftmas…
Not writing that one, just saying that the Draft is tomorrow and will inevitably get more eyeballs than the *checks ESPN app* five playoff…