Messi received a nasty, teeth-loosening elbow on the first half of el clásico at Real Madrid. He had to change the jersey because it was bloody, and came on holding a gauze in his mouth. Several minutes later, this happened: Messi breaks through Real's defense for the 1-1 (via BeIn Sports) On the
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Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison
Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like "sure he killed people, but at least he didn't play like Ras-I Dowling," committed suicide in his cell. He went out of this life the same way he came into the NFL, being effective despite being undersized and failing to set proper blocks.
Note: The Crew of the Covenant Died On The Way Back to Their Home Planet
FOCUS GROUP LEADER: Okay, how many of you kids would like the crew of the Covenant to deal with real life problems like the ones you face every day? FOCUS GROUP LEADER: And who would like to see them do just the opposite, getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers? FOCUS GROUP
49ers GM Invites Scorned Raider Fans to “Come and Jump On Our Train”
Invitation seen as an olive branch to woo back lucrative Hobo Demographic lost after Tomsula firing.
OWNERS APPROVE RAIDERS’ MOVE TO LAS VEGAS BY 31-1 VOTE
"Why can't we get that kind of solidarity behind naked greed?" asks Paul Ryan
Entire Chargers Fan Base Attends LA Marathon
The irony of those shirts is just too much for me to handle.
Rex Ryan’s Media Career Is Afoot
Rex Ryan "will be a permanent fixture in studio now" for ESPN's Sunday NFL Countdown after signing a multi year deal. 2016 in-studio talent on their way to the NFL Countdown set. Clockwise from top left and working in a spiral shape inward: Trent Dilfer, Randy Moss, Curtis Painter, Adam Schefter,
Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that's as high as he can count now.
The Home Loan Expert Bracket Challenge
Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad's is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com - it's free to enter and you can win $10 grand in prizes. There's also a charitable donation page there if you're looking for a good write-off. He's a good dude and his company does
Quick Draft: Travel Companion
I'm headed to London in a few hours, and thanks to a family connection, there's a decent chance I'll be flying in first class. Since I'm flying out of LAX, there's also a decent chance that someone famous will be on my flight. I've given it some thought, and I
Mike Glennon to sign with Bears for AHAHAHAHAHA HOW MUCH MONEY?
Mike Glennon - who may or may not be an actual giraffe, is expected to sign a 3-year, $45 million deal with $19 million guaranteed. You're gonna need so, so much Malört to deal with this one, Bears fans. I'm so sorry.
Vince Young to sign with Saskatchewan Roughriders
Vince Young is back, baby! According to TSN correspondent Gary Lawless, after being out of football for six years, Young will be making his return to the gridiron north of the 49th in Regina, Saskatchewan, trying to make the CFL Roughriders' lineup. Despite his advanced age, and notable propensity for