A Slightly Informed 2019 Green Bay Packers Preview

Cuntler - August 30, 2019September 3, 2019

For some reason, this website let a me, a dumb Bears fan, write the 2016 Green Bay Packers preview. I predicted a 10-6 record and an early playoff exit. They finished 10-6 and made it to the NFC Championship game, where they were curb-stomped by the Falcons. I am very

Bears Bye Week Update: In the Deep Deep Woods

Bye Week Updates

BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 22, 2015October 22, 2015

Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before the season started. One head coach has already been fired, Cuntler has gone missing, and RGIII is doing worse than Jared. But as my favorite team

Kommenter Beer Table: America’s Ale

makeitsnowondem - October 17, 2015October 17, 2015

I think the first time I had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I was in Wrigleyville. That was, anyway, the first time I had more than one Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I wasn't new to good beer at the time; I was just back from a semester in Europe and keen

A Requiem for an Ape

NotKontent

Cuntler - August 31, 2015August 31, 2015

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h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord. Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Beer Pumpkinization / Open Thread

Cuntler - August 27, 2015August 28, 2015

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This week, I discuss the annual influx of pumpkin beers, and when is early too early? Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. #upforwhatever, except decent beer, I guess The summer is ending, kids across the nation are returning to school, football is returning (Woo hoo!), and, of course, pumpkin-flavored

Request Line: Closernerdness with Peter King

Cuntler - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015

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Editors' Note: This week, we asked noted Coldplay, U2, and Bruce Springsteen enthusiast Peter King to help us introduce the request line by selecting songs he would use if he were an MLB closer. We are truly sorry. With all of the interesting NFL going-ons right now -- the robbery of a 7-11 by a

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Great Divide Yeti

Cuntler - August 18, 2015August 18, 2015

Since it is the middle of summer and everyone loves refreshing, lighter beers, let's discuss some motherfucking imperial stout. Also, since it is a sloooooowwww news day, I am posting this early. Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS. NAME: Yeti Imperial Stout SOURCE: Great Divide Brewing Company, Denver, Colorado (Just east

Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview

A perfect encapsulation of how this franchise fucks itself

Team Previews

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 10, 2015August 9, 2015

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2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the first ever Chicago Bears preview on Door Flies Open! I’m Jeff Joniak, voice of the Chicago Bears while you’re tailgating or at home and need to listen to

An Interview with DeSean Jackson

NFL News

Cuntler - August 6, 2015August 6, 2015

It is late Wednesday afternoon after practice. DeSean Jackson steps up to the podium to address the media. REPORTER: DeSean, it seems like you are really giving your all out there. What are your feelings on the upcoming season? DESEAN: I don’t feel no one could stop me. [dun dun] DESEAN: You could go