A Requiem for an Ape

h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord.  Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Great Divide Yeti

Since it is the middle of summer and everyone loves refreshing, lighter beers, let's discuss some motherfucking imperial stout.  Also, since it is a sloooooowwww news day, I am posting this early.  Away we go to the land of STRONG BEER TAEKS.   NAME: Yeti Imperial Stout SOURCE: Great Divide Brewing Company, Denver, Colorado (Just east

Fans in the Woods: 2015 Chicago Bears Preview

A perfect encapsulation of how this franchise fucks itself

2015 DFO Chicago Bears Preview A Conversation Between Cuntler and BrettFavresColonoscopy, moderated by Jeff Joniak Jeff Joniak: Hey there, sports fans, welcome to the first ever Chicago Bears preview on Door Flies Open!  I’m Jeff Joniak, voice of the Chicago Bears while you’re tailgating or at home and need to listen to

An Interview with DeSean Jackson

It is late Wednesday afternoon after practice.  DeSean Jackson steps up to the podium to address the media. REPORTER: DeSean, it seems like you are really giving your all out there. What are your feelings on the upcoming season? DESEAN: I don’t feel no one could stop me. [dun dun] DESEAN: You could go

KOMMENTER BEER BARREL: PERCOCET

  This week, I can't drink because I had surgery and am taking painkillers.  Away we go to the land of STRONG PHARMACEUTICAL TAEKS.    NAME: Percocet; oxycodone SOURCE: Merck or Pfizer or some other big pharma company TYPE:  Painkiller REVIEW:  So I politely asked Makeitsnow to review a beer this week and he told me

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Yuengling

I drink a lot of beer (no, you're drunk!), and live in a very beer-filled city called Denver. Occasionally, I like to talk about beer, but my wife and kids don't seem to care (assholes). As a companion post to Old School Zero's "Kommenter Kocktail Society", I present to you the