Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)

King Hippo - May 1, 2021April 30, 2021

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I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its "spectacle" to take place on May Day. Seize the means of production, Most Glorious Kenfucky Proletariat! Shempions and NIT Shempions qualification are at the forefront of Premier League headlines, but not in the opening fixture

AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!

King Hippo - May 3, 2016May 2, 2016

Welcome to DFO's initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World Muthafuckin' Champion Donks. We also have world famous alternate Internet Dad (and Raiders fan) Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, plus the stomp stomp CLAP!! duo of Old School Zero and

Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!

King Hippo - April 30, 2016April 29, 2016

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As an Evertonian, I'm up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related shit. Parenting is hard, even half-assed single Dad parenting. Yes, our dear friends at Leicester City only need 3 points out of 9 (or Spurs

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 29, 2016April 29, 2016

The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky (honking his horn): Come on...come on... Radio Announcer: And we're only minutes away from the first pick of day 2! Brocky: Aw, man! I missed the big shindig

Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 28, 2016April 27, 2016

The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory. OSZ: I dunno, guys...I'm not seeing anything really fuel-efficient here. Future Moose (checking out a 1977 Chevy van with a wizard painted on the side): This might