Saturday Opening Thread!

Mr. Ayo - December 14, 2024December 14, 2024

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Good morning everyone! We have a big day ahead of us, I was told! Your local Hippo took a day off and assigned me to this spot. Which was great, because I was going to recap the F1 season that just concluded last week. Unfortunately, I've fallen quite ill over this

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Mr. Ayo - December 13, 2024December 13, 2024

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TGIF! Is Friday the 13th no longer a thing? Or am I just out of touch? Maybe I'm just lucky and it doesn't apply to me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss wine. Ok, wine bottles. Ok, more specifically, wine bottle corks. They're great! Until you're trying to open a bottle and

WBALLS – Hippo Dedication!

ballsofsteelandfury - December 12, 2024December 12, 2024

That was the Dogg Pound right there on WBALLS, 187.4 on your FM dial. You're tuned in to the biggest Balls of them all, Balls of Steel and Fury. Don't forget coming up at the top of the hour is DJ BC Dick with the Jack Off Hour and later

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Mr. Ayo - December 6, 2024December 6, 2024

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TGIF! Welcome to the last month of the year! Hopefully you've received a holiday pardon to brighten the season. Survival - Personal Edition Here's a handy guide to get through your first dance at your first (and hopefully only) wedding. Warm up with your partner. Find a quiet and secluded spot to

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Mr. Ayo - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

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TGIF! Turkey day is done and dusted so enjoy those leftovers this weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Let's finish up last week's subject and go over a few more ways to open a bottle without an opener. Table Edge. Do not do this on a table with soft wood on the top

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Mr. Ayo - November 22, 2024November 22, 2024

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TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that's a me problem, not a you problem, so we roll on! Survival - Personal Edition Let's flash back to college and open some beer bottles (or near-beer or not-beer, whatever)

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Mr. Ayo - November 15, 2024November 15, 2024

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TGIF! Hope you've been appointed to a new government position this week. And don't worry, experience is not required. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to survive begin adrift at sea. First off stay in your boat as long as possible. The life raft is a last resort here. The rule

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Mr. Ayo - November 8, 2024November 8, 2024

TGIF! We made through this week, so that's good. Also, the trade deadline has passed which means barring injuries or concussions all team rosters are set. What you see now is all you're going to get, for better or worse. Survival - Personal Edition Let's teach an old dog some new tricks.

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Mr. Ayo - November 1, 2024November 1, 2024

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TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks. Survival - Personal Edition Let's go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like

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Mr. Ayo - October 25, 2024October 25, 2024

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TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater's World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of haterade, let's list some insults that could be lobbed on the field. You suck You

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Mr. Ayo - October 18, 2024October 16, 2024

TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver. Survival - Personal Edition This edition is very dire one. One I doubt any of us will ever encounter in our lives hopefully. HOWEVAH! This edition helps explain

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Mr. Ayo - October 11, 2024October 11, 2024

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TGIF! We've got a rocking dirt ball game starting, so let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition Not a cat person? Well here's one way to make them a more palatable option in your abode: toilet training! Let's get that kitty using the toilet and get rid of that smelly mess