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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Derby Day Special

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Sharkbait - May 3, 2019May 3, 2019
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Happy Kentucky Derby eve! In honor of the "most exciting two minutes in sports", and that Kentucky is home to America's Official Spirit, it's only right that we drink copious amounts of bourbon this weekend. Since the vast majority of people are sipping mint juleps, I think we should stand

Your “It’s On Every Channel” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 27, 2019February 27, 2019
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NFL News: Crimebeat! Hall of Fame member Adam "Pacman" Jones was arrested on charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct and intimidation early Wednesday morning at the Rising Sun Casino in Indiana. The initial allegation was cheating at a table, and when he was detained for that police discovered he had

Better Know a Banner Bracket: GAMBLOR Regional

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Senor Weaselo - February 26, 2019February 25, 2019
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Greetings again, and welcome back to the first annual [DFO] Banner Tournament Preview. And may I confirm, this is just the PREVIEW. The tournament proper doesn't start until Friday, as that is March 1st. These four days (yesterday, today, tomorrow, and Thursday) are just the unveiling of the regions—take that

Your “Easing Into The Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 30, 2018April 30, 2018
190

NFL News: Today marked the start of the far-less sexy Undrafted Free-Agent signing window. Anyone not picked over the weekend can sign with whichever team offers them the most money (Dallas), magic beans (Bengals), or acres & a mule (Carolina). Still with the draft, apparently Vegas had a number of

Your “All This Coded Language Must Mean Everything’s Fine” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 5, 2018April 5, 2018
102

NFL News: Well, Bob McNair thinks offseason is the right time to wade back into his "inmates" comments again. “The main thing I regret is apologizing,” McNair said. It also really helped facilitate the Duane Brown trade to Seattle, as McNair also told the newspaper that when he met with the

Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 4, 2018April 4, 2018
105

NFL Notes: RGIII is back, baby! A one-year deal with the Ravens. The best comment on Deadspin was that the Ravens signed him because he can't bend his knees to take one. On the other end of the redemption spectrum, JFF says it's the Browns fault he turned out to

Your “Nobody Owes Nobody Nothing” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 27, 2018February 27, 2018
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NFL News: Eagles punter Donnie Jones has decided to retire. Makes sense when you consider he's a 14-year vet, has played 208 consecutive games, and only punted once during the Eagles Super Bowl win. Jags DB Jalen Ramsey is mad at Texas A&M & Jimbo Fisher for including him in

Your “You Like Those Odds?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - February 6, 2018February 6, 2018
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NFL News: Dust off those Tebow rumours - Josh McDaniels is now the Colts head coach. Based on the premise Andrew Luck is broken forever & not even Jesus can save him. Although, Jacoby Brissett must be happy to see a familiar face in Gravytown. A press conference Wednesday will

tWBS’ Contributions to Thee Superb Owl LII Champions….De Nada, Philly

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 5, 2018February 5, 2018
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"The best $600 I ever spent" Those are my own words.  I said them last night just before the final whistle of the Eagles' victory in Superb Owl LII. Oh sorry...just before the final whistle of the P*ts defeat.  Meh...Potato, Potahto. But you all better realize I bought that victory for Philly.  They

Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - February 4, 2018February 4, 2018
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There's going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today.  You'll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked.  Trust me.  Today isn't about Footedballzing.  You all already know that.  It's about folks who haven't watched a game all year suddenly becoming fans on the last

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